kobe bryant

KOBE BRYANT. 81. that's all you need to know.
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Kobe Bryant

Simply the best basketball player ever. Many people think his rival Lebron James is, but fuck them....Kobe would kill Lebron.
"Hey man, who is that player with 4 NBA championships?" "Oh, thats Kobe Bryant."
by PsychoShane April 03, 2010
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kobe bryant

Kobe Bryant is known for many, many, many things, positives and negatives. Let's start with the negatives; He unintentionally forced the only other thing the Lakers had going for them out the door, in Shaq. In doing so, he also forced Phil Jackson out too and Phil wrote a book about how uncoachable Kobe really is. Lastly, and frankly the most negative thing about Kobe, he got away with a rape trial in Colorado. But seriously, the NBA is a bunch of thugs, that could have been anyone.

Now let's move to his positives, on the court. He is the most gifted player in the league right now and will continue to be until there is no more motivation left for him. Phil Jackson contradicted himself and returned to coach the "uncoachable Kobe." The thing you have to realize about Kobe is his willingness to win, whether it be him taking 25+ shots a game or scoring 10 points and 12 assists. He is the most diverse player in the game and is a grandfather now of all aspects of the game. People who sit down and appreciate what he does ON the court will see how he makes those precision behind-the-back passes and those textbook baseline fade aways. His offensive game is unmatched in today's NBA, he has range from anywhere on the floor, he has court vision, he has flawless speed and vertical and lastly he has the presence of mind for any situation in a basketball game.
"Oh my goodnees, that was a KOBE bryant three!"

"Oh shit, Kobe has done it again..."

"Kobe dropped 81...thats unheard of in today's game"
by MCFLYY March 09, 2007
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Kobe Bryant

1. God reincarnated
Jesus was very jealous of his half brother, Kobe Bryant, whom God favored over him.
by Cmoneyman May 16, 2006
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Kobe Raets

Kobe Raets is the cutest boy in the world

He has a big di-
And is very nice
Girl1: Omg is that Kobe Raets?!
Girl2: yeah that’s my boyfriend
Girl1: lucky
by Non-binary.Arse March 12, 2022
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Kobe wright

ugly stupid fat dont got no butt she look like a toilet and a donkey
KOBe wright ugh she looks like a doonkey
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Kobe day

February 24, Kobe day. Where we honor the death of kobe and his daughter gianna. Gianna used to play aswell so the 2nd month of the year (February) represents her jersey number and

the 24 stands for Kobes number.
Bob: " hey, do you know what day it is???
Emma: " ofcourse its kobe day, where you honor kobe and gianna's death."
Bob: " that is very much adequate."

So kobe day is just the day where you honor kobe and gigi's death bc they were both legends
So let's make this a day, for kobe.
by Someone2.o January 29, 2020
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