A very rare Australian mammal being half kangaroo, half cow and half bogan that is know to hop around, make mooing sounds and eat grass outside of windows in the witching hours of 1am - 4am. The Kangamoo is attracted only to smaller blokes with a blood alcohol level (BAC) in excess of .20, where they have been known to try and gain entry by scratching on windows and seemingly speaking with a thick bogan accent. Usually harmless, but be very weary of the Kangamoo, it is an aggressive and protected species related to the legendary thylamoo.
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Oh hell mate, we were drinking furphys and blue sambuca and I dreamed that a Kangamoo was trying to break into my room at 2am but it was just some bogan
Oh hell mate, we were drinking furphys and blue sambuca and I dreamed that a Kangamoo was trying to break into my room at 2am but it was just some bogan
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An animal down in the second world of Australia. This animal is very feisty and can knock a bitch out with one punch. They carry their babies in the stomach so that they have them on hand all the time in case an enemy is coming so they can sacrifice their baby so they can run away. Be aware around these animals tho as they are known to steal your red hoodies and sunglasses.
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