While I was getting ice cream the other day, I noticed an employee being berated by their boss because they wouldn't perform the scream job that was being asked of them.
by SkaBrah May 23, 2015
Get the Scream Jobmug. A kind of job that would involve the participant only completing no more than 50 % of a given task
A "stoddy Job" would be a job that would never be completed in full.
this also would involve the participant suddenly flaking
out midway through a job and unable to finish
Some cases of a "Stoddy job" have been known for the participant completing as low as 2% of a job
most cases of a "stoddy job" that have been recorded is that the participant would have a defining feature
this feature would be that the participant has a ruthless pie head
A "stoddy Job" would be a job that would never be completed in full.
this also would involve the participant suddenly flaking
out midway through a job and unable to finish
Some cases of a "Stoddy job" have been known for the participant completing as low as 2% of a job
most cases of a "stoddy job" that have been recorded is that the participant would have a defining feature
this feature would be that the participant has a ruthless pie head
by patty cakes 1 October 24, 2011
Get the stoddy jobmug. A job where there is a lot of freedom, where the job boundaries can be moulded and stretched considerably without it being noticed by anybody else.
I'm really enjoying this pastry job. I told my boss that it would take 5 weeks to finish, but I finished it in 3 and did nothing for 2 weeks.
by SenoritaEvita June 15, 2011
Get the Pastry Jobmug. by Spank Rebel September 2, 2018
Get the Bad Jobmug. Kevin: Miles did that chick give you a "fumpkin job"?
Miles: Yeah dude, I'm not sure if a finger in the bum from a chick giving you head is gay or not.
Kevin: totally not gay bro.
Miles: Yeah dude, I'm not sure if a finger in the bum from a chick giving you head is gay or not.
Kevin: totally not gay bro.
by MilesM21 December 19, 2009
Get the Fumpkin Jobmug. When your desperate for a blowjob so you get your homie to give you a blow. But it's extremely important that he mentions that it is no homo. If he doesn't say no homo, he is big gay.
My girl was being a bitch and didn't give me a blowjob, but it's okay, because my homie gave me the homie job.
by gay is bad May 16, 2018
Get the Homie Jobmug. When a girl gives a hand job by rubbing the penis or shaft between the ring finger and middle finger making the "live long and prosper" gesture with both hands overlapping each other and squeezing the penis while moving up and down the shaft. They may occasionally incorporate the scrotum using the same hand gestures with one hand while "scissoring" the fingers to apply pressure. When done correctly, the receiver my start speaking Vulcan before climax.
Guy 1: My girlfriend gave me a Spock job for the first time last night.
Guy 2: Awesome, how was it bro!?
Guy 1: Dif-tor heh smusma!!
Guy 2: Awesome, how was it bro!?
Guy 1: Dif-tor heh smusma!!
by Nicstypres May 7, 2022
Get the Spock jobmug.