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The legendary homemade beverage produced when a man named Joe inserts fresh oranges into his rectum and vigorously clenches to extract the juice directly from his ass. The end result is a warm, pulp-filled citrus drink with questionable sourcing. Example: “Dude showed up to the party with a pitcher of Orange Joelius and everyone lost their shit. Brunch will never be the same.
“She asked for fresh-squeezed orange juice… so I gave her the Orange Joelius special. She hasn’t texted back since.”
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Dude showed up to the party with a pitcher of Orange Joelius and everyone lost their shit. Brunch will never be the same
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Get the Orange Joelius mug.When you chew on the foreskin and peel it backwards, after this you grab a bee, or an animal that stings and sting the tip, once the area is red and contains a lot of pus you repeatedly stab the area, allowing the pus to explode all over the mans private part. After this you deepthroat him, once the penis is fully engulfed you bite down piercing the veins leading to the blood spewing everywhere. Once the penis is no longer able to be erect, you stretch it and give yourself a blowjob, leaving the other person to continuously jerk you off.
My wife was tired of casual sex, so she decided to try out the infamous sloppy Julius, and never went back!
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