Jacob

Jacob is that one really sus friend who can do and will do anything as long as you say ur mad sus

Random guy: can we invite Jacob Other guy: no hes mad sus

by eRaZelo April 29, 2020

Jacob

A person with qualities that make him extremely fucking gay just an abundance of homosexuality balled up into one person who can only be described as one of the munchkins from the wizard of oz. Also extremely fucking gay, and short as shit, and likes horse cock in his bumbhole.

That jacob sure is a queer
Yeah, he's pretty big bitch and is really fucking short.

by B63 September 27, 2015

Jacob

A guy that will bump a lot of alcohol from you and never pay you back. Every time you go out you'll always end up buying him from shots to bottles of vodka and jack Daniels.

Jacob: *is seen in anvils with a bottle of jack Daniels*
Person no.1: I can bet 5 euro that he didn't even pay 1c of that bottle.
Person no.2: do you think hes that cheap.
Valentina: THATS MY FUCKIN JACK DANIELS

by McFlurryDaddy April 23, 2019

Jacob

A real fucken asshole, the worst guy ll ever meet, his breathe always stinks, hes hair hair is stinky and oily, he is overly hairy, hes an aussie gronk

"whats that fat fuck gronks name?" "oh thats jacob"

by WillyWonkaKat February 18, 2017

Jacob

A Jacob is a egotistical bastard who thinks he funny and all that but he is really just a son of a punk and a bitch too nobody wants to be friends with him

Yo look its jacob that bitch.

by Ella strui March 12, 2018

Jacob

He is a gamer but not an epic one. He loves fortnite. Most likely friend zone you. He will show everyone how brave he is. He will make an peverted joke to a teacher.

this was just for a boy named jacob in my class bro.

by pssssssssssssssssse October 30, 2020

Jacob

Jew

Me: Let’s go out to eat!
Person: But that costs money.
Me: Oh, don’t be such a fucking Jacob!

by Katfaced696 February 24, 2018