Jack Tors

Owner of "Jack's Pickles and Penis Pumps"

"Good afternoon, Jack's pickles and penis pumps"-- Jack Tors

by wevets March 7, 2009

Jack Skellington

the shit. (see also: bonedaddy)

Maddie: "our man Jack is king of the pumpkin patch"
Gregg: "Jack Skellington freaking rocks!"

by deejaylovesmaddie December 27, 2009

jack jones

Cockney Rhyming slang for saying that you are on your own.

"Who are you with?"

"I'm on my Jack Jones man - nuttin' going on."

by alarm clock May 28, 2004

jack-off Jimmy

a nickname for someone who masturbates all the time.

I caught James in the bathroom again, beating his meat as usual. Someone needs to tell jack-off Jimmy to find himself a bitch.

by Nick D May 1, 2003

"Jack" Catholic

They were born to Catholic parents and may have been baptized and raised Catholic, but they don't practice the religion themselves. Same as Jack Mormon, Lutheran, etc.

A "Jack" Catholic only attends Church when its convenient for them to go.

by jTown Mike January 10, 2018

jack harlow

a good ass rapper, fine as fuck, and one of the funniest rappers in the game. i love him.

person 1: “have you heard of jack harlow?? he’s a great white rapper and the hottest man ever.”

person 2: he's so funny and his music is underrated as hell yo.

by guaplorddd April 23, 2021

Jack Daniels

A drink that incites drunk baby-making. Chavs take it with Coca-Cola to hide the taste becuse they can't handle it.

"Aye pass me some of that Jack Daniels. My girlfriend has been quite reluctant to give me anything to look forward to so this should seal the deal"

by moreweedthanbobmarley December 27, 2016