Struggle Opossum

A garbage eating, garbage talking , manged aggressive animal lady or man. Sometimes will foam at the mouth when steaks are highest.

That struggle opossum really accosted that poor elderly woman just trying to cross Broadway.
She even squished the rat subway Sal.

by Calmcalamity July 17, 2021

struggle music

the genre of "rap" that is so bad it deserves special recognition. examples include Coco and You Guessed It

"Man what are you listening to?"
"Some struggle music. It's hilarious."

by epilepticoctopus December 13, 2014

mixed struggle

When mixed people are constantly struggling with the balance of being white or black ; hanging with the black crowd or hanging with the white crowd

(Black Crowd) “Ay Miss Thang! I already got you girl! I’ll beat his ass if he ever disrespects my home girl again!”
(White Crowd) “omg and then he took me to the movies and we went home and watched tv!”

See the mixed struggle?

by Dancer today dancer tomorrow April 20, 2019

Green bubble struggle

The bane of Crapple-worshipping sheep everywhere - who just love to whine about it, and selfishly expect others to waste way too much of their hard-earned money on overpriced iShit built by literal slaves in Foxconn's factories, instead of simply using a different chat app like a courteous human being - because of Crapple's abusive vendor lock-in policies, which are designed specifically to lead teenage users to bully anyone who isn't rich or gullible enough to buy a Crapple device.

Crapple Fanboi: "Ugh, I can't be friends with anyone who has an Android... otherwise I'd have to deal with the green bubble struggle..."

Sane Person: "Why not use another chat app so phone brands don't determine who your friends are?"

Crapple Fanboi: "... I don't wanna. If someone uses an Android, they're not worth being friends with."

Sane Person: "Wow. What a prick."

by DeletOmninoMundi March 30, 2024

black struggle

Something that does not exist. blacks do not face racism. It doesn't affect them as racism does towards whites, hispanics, and people of color

the black struggle is real

by Bigkoreanboobies February 26, 2023

The Gilbert Struggle.

The feeling in the morning (Or anytime really) where you struggle with the decision to take your sweatpants or pajamas off.

Is that guy really wearing sweatpants to a strip club? He must be on the Gilbert Struggle.

by HiggsDaBossMan January 28, 2014

Struggle slut

Struggle Slut, noun. Someone whose whole claim to fame is being slutty but not being able to fill those urges because allegiance to other vices.

Billy was complaining about missing the orgy because he had to run home to watch I am Cait. What a struggle slut.

by bartby b June 22, 2016