wicked yank

a wicked yank is when you ain't jerked off in a while and your roommates are gone so you light a candle and take a trip to wonderland, just you and your shmeat having a little yank together

"yank" is an abbreviation of "yankin tha shi," a euphemism for jerking off
"wicked" refers both to the sinful nature of the activity, and the fiendish gusto with which it is carried out

"hey man how was your weekend"
"pretty good! i had a WICKED yank on saturday and then i hit the gym"
"haha cool"

by JJ Q. Q. Q. Esq. February 21, 2024

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Yank My Noodle Dandy

When you're in the act of giving a hand-job whilst whistling "Yankee Doodle Dandy". The object is to make the guy cum during the course of the song or have to repeat until he does. Same scenario can happen also while a guy is masturbating.

I was giving my boyfriend a handy J and started whistling Yankee Doodle Dandy, cuz it was 4th of July and when I got to the up-tempo part he was screaming Yank My Noodle Dandy.

by BananaSlammer June 3, 2021

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Yank my Dank

The act of yanking ones dank implies he is is pulling on his penis

I cant yank my dank because its no nut november

by DANK_YANKER November 12, 2018

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Yank Drank

Taking many hits of Jankem in order to get very high and while high, drinking the remnant shit and piss out of the jar thus increasing your level of high

David: "Bro, you down to do a Yank Drank tonight"

Ishan: " Dude, you know i'm always down for that shit, literally"

David: " Let's get nasty"

by Norse111 December 19, 2012

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