Switching from class A to class B because you hear others saying how big of a bitch the teacher of class A is.
Bob: "Are you taking honors English this year?"
Tom: "Hell no man I heard the teacher wasa reall cunt waffle so I switched to AP"
Bob: "So you were teacher hopping?"
Tom: "What the hell is that?"
Bob: "look it up on urban dictionary you cock-knocking motherfucker!"
Tom: "You know what Bob fuck you! All I ever do for you is give give give!
Bob: "Oh I'm sorry, all you do is give? When's the last time you've given me a blowjob then Tom? Huh?"
Tom: "You don't fucking deserve blowjobs bob! You don't even look me in the eye in bed anymore! Are you not attracted to me anymore is that it?!
Bob: "I..
Tom: "you what? What are you bob?"
Bob:"Tom I'm pregnant..."
Tom: "Hell no man I heard the teacher wasa reall cunt waffle so I switched to AP"
Bob: "So you were teacher hopping?"
Tom: "What the hell is that?"
Bob: "look it up on urban dictionary you cock-knocking motherfucker!"
Tom: "You know what Bob fuck you! All I ever do for you is give give give!
Bob: "Oh I'm sorry, all you do is give? When's the last time you've given me a blowjob then Tom? Huh?"
Tom: "You don't fucking deserve blowjobs bob! You don't even look me in the eye in bed anymore! Are you not attracted to me anymore is that it?!
Bob: "I..
Tom: "you what? What are you bob?"
Bob:"Tom I'm pregnant..."
by Leminader September 5, 2015
Get the Teacher Hoppingmug. A random/bad infield hop made by a ground ball in the game of baseball or softball. Named after the softball fields in West Lafayette, Indiana, which are known for their propensity to produce bad hops due to having low maintenance gravel instead of actual dirt infields.
The fields are at the corner of Salisbury and Cumberland Avenues, and are unofficially known as the Salisbury Fields, though the official name is Arni Cohen Memorial Fields.
The fields are at the corner of Salisbury and Cumberland Avenues, and are unofficially known as the Salisbury Fields, though the official name is Arni Cohen Memorial Fields.
When it happens in your favor: "Yes, that was the Salisbury Hop we needed!"
When it happens against you: "God damn fucking Salisbury Hop cost us the game!"
When it happens against you: "God damn fucking Salisbury Hop cost us the game!"
by Mister Five June 4, 2011
Get the Salisbury Hopmug. A saying of whoever says it to a person that person must get on pilgrammed on roblox and do rough bum sex
by Pilgrammed man May 6, 2023
Get the Hop On Pilgrammedmug. You go from house to house, and spend the night at different ones.
someone who doesn't really have a house, who just goes from house to house and mooches off everyone else.
someone who doesn't really have a house, who just goes from house to house and mooches off everyone else.
by moocher12345 August 2, 2009
Get the house hopmug. Hip Hop music that is heavily influenced by the analog synthesizer sounds very reminiscent of the 80s Synthpop movement.
Synth-Hop is like taking an old Depeche Mode song and rapping to it .
I heard a Synth-Hop track the other day , and it reminded me of that analog 80s music we were listening to when we were in high school.
I heard a Synth-Hop track the other day , and it reminded me of that analog 80s music we were listening to when we were in high school.
by Omicros February 8, 2018
Get the Synth-Hopmug. Dance move. When put to song could be the next big dance move among hip hop debutants. Directions are simple: First you put your hands up to your nipples (in dinosaur claw form), then you jump around like a stupid cripple. Its the hop, its the dinosaur hop.
by Hard Hat Harold January 20, 2009
Get the Dinosaur Hopmug. a phrase used by auu players used to request for rough anal sex and cbt. also uncommonly used to request for a blowjob
by notproductionlolololol August 19, 2021
Get the hop on auumug.