Pras-handing

A masturbation technique whereby the masturbateur is cut off from the senses of his own hands and can pathetically pretend to be receiving a hand job from a female partner.

This is found commonly in the Oxford, England area; it involves 1. using the less preferred masturbation hand 2. disguising this by painting the fingernails, and 3. sitting on the hand to make numb.

Stop Pras-handing you sad perverted freak, wash off that nail varnish and come down to the pub to find a real bird.

by Yaya-Bune August 31, 2009

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scratch-harming

where one scratches at their skin till it bleeds. Where one scratches under their long hair and produces a red irritated area. Usually done by self-harmers who are less self-confident to do wrist or thigh cuts.

I can't go to the hair-stylist because i scratch-harm.
I can't pull up my hair on my side because then people will discover I am currently scratch-harming.

by almostEMOgirl,almostNOT May 17, 2015

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cum herding

When a group of gay or bi guys wack off on a table one gets the privilege & honor of scooping and "herding" it with either a drywall trowel or a spatula into a neatly organised gooey arrangement of pearly white man mess and even frozen as ice cubes A.K.A. "cum cubes" or divided event amongst the guests. Ko

The boys at the gay bar had a "cock fight" atop of a pool table at an L.A. bar then went to a sex club and participated in a cum herding party!

by Messy Fun April 20, 2018

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Mild Hoarding Problem

When a person Hoards things but hasn’t reached the Hoarding level of the people on the TV show Hoarders

They have just a Mild Hoarding Problem, only save food for too long and doesn’t throw away newspapers or old clothes, they haven reached the house so full of crap they can’t live there anymore level.

by Capt_Quint June 5, 2019

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