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Llama Hair

A process that smoothly or fabulous just like a Llama's hair.
That move was llama hair, nothing went wrong.
by llamalicious99 November 17, 2020
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Cuttin' hair

A phrase used to replace an unthought-of witty action variable.

1. Most people say this term and hope that it baffles the person to the extent that they are too embarrassed to ask what it means which results in your excuse.

2. A vague answer that virtually means nothing.

3. People say it when they don't want to think of an excuse to say when someone asks what they are doing. It is a gentle and subtler way of saying "I don't know, you shouldn't care."

4. It can also be the act of, literally, CUTTING hair.
Esther: Hey what are you doing later tonight?

Jason: Cuttin' hair.

Esther: What...? Never mind.


Applies to 4th definition only:

Esther: Hey what are you doing later tonight?

Jason: Cuttin' hair.

Esther: Whose?

Jason: Brian.
by the haircuttee December 20, 2008
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hair fear

The phenomenon where an individual intends to get a haircut, but reconsiders after performing a last minute evaluation of their hairstyle.

This is in fact your hair exhibiting existential dread and influencing you into extending its lifetime.
Aaron: "Well i have a hair cut booked 15 minutes from now but i dont think im going to go because by hair looks absolutley fantastic right now."

Matt: "Thats your hair fear talking, you have to go to your haircut."
by Abstract Sever November 9, 2017
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drunk hair

When the persons hair even looks drunk ie. frizz, messy, all over the place doing its own thing
You have drunk hair. Your hair even looks drunk
by 11snehring September 26, 2010
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Hair Tumor

A bubble in one's hair, caused from inconsistencies in hair styling.
Woah, Rachael, don't let Addison braid your hair again - you have a hella hair tumor.
by OliveSoupp October 18, 2010
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Hippie Hair

When you open a bag of pot, or break down some buds and find yourself a nice long strand of hippie hair waiting inside
"Dude this bowl tastes like shit!"
"Must've had a hippie hair in it"
by googen November 19, 2011
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corona hair

When you need a haircut but can't get one because you're in lockdown due to coronavirus.
I got corona hair because my barber's closed to stop the spread of coronavirus!
by ProPrio April 15, 2020
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