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Corn Hair

When your eating a hot chicks ass who is shaved smooth but find one or two random hairs on the anus.
She was so hot and smooth until I ran into a few corn hairs on dat ass!
by Mikey P June 15, 2016
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Hippie Hair

When you open a bag of pot, or break down some buds and find yourself a nice long strand of hippie hair waiting inside
"Dude this bowl tastes like shit!"
"Must've had a hippie hair in it"
by googen November 19, 2011
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corona hair

When you need a haircut but can't get one because you're in lockdown due to coronavirus.
I got corona hair because my barber's closed to stop the spread of coronavirus!
by ProPrio April 15, 2020
mugGet the corona hairmug.

Cuttin' hair

A phrase used to replace an unthought-of witty action variable.

1. Most people say this term and hope that it baffles the person to the extent that they are too embarrassed to ask what it means which results in your excuse.

2. A vague answer that virtually means nothing.

3. People say it when they don't want to think of an excuse to say when someone asks what they are doing. It is a gentle and subtler way of saying "I don't know, you shouldn't care."

4. It can also be the act of, literally, CUTTING hair.
Esther: Hey what are you doing later tonight?

Jason: Cuttin' hair.

Esther: What...? Never mind.


Applies to 4th definition only:

Esther: Hey what are you doing later tonight?

Jason: Cuttin' hair.

Esther: Whose?

Jason: Brian.
by the haircuttee December 20, 2008
mugGet the Cuttin' hairmug.

Hair Tumor

A bubble in one's hair, caused from inconsistencies in hair styling.
Woah, Rachael, don't let Addison braid your hair again - you have a hella hair tumor.
by OliveSoupp October 18, 2010
mugGet the Hair Tumormug.

Hair Dick

When a woman has her hair in a high, tall bun which resembles a dick
by Gladdymum September 27, 2018
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ken hair

hair with so much hairspray or gel that it looks like it is molded plastic (like Ken, as in Barbie and Ken). Usually refers to a man.
I used too much hairspray, now I have ken hair.

Man, hurricane Katrina couldn't mess up your Ken hair.
by Robert Pagnani December 18, 2007
mugGet the ken hairmug.

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