Hag Doll

An obviously aged woman who dresses age inappropriately, wears too much makeup, but still has some level of sex appeal.

She looks like Barbies great grandmother , what a hag doll. She must shop at Forever 49.

by Emogenome February 15, 2019

rooster hag

a busted street walker.

yo, I got some loose change, let's scoop up a rooster hag.

by bishopballs June 8, 2017

wag-hag

someone who masturbates too much.

bob is such a wag-hag.

by anonie mus January 2, 2011

Hag Hair

Tussled hair following sexual activity, that typically goes unnoticed during the activity, but seems more obvious afterwards.

Linda: I totally want you. Please take me!
Ace: You got it babe.

<sometime later>

Ace: Wow! Linda that was awesome, but you have some serious hag hair brewing.
Linda: Well, if I do, I suppose I have you to thank.

by The Jungle Prophet October 15, 2023

Ass Hag

Someone who likes to compliment people, but sadly not to his/her face.

That Ass Hag needs to grow a pair and say it to her face!

by SingingFighter March 6, 2012

hag pods

old lady boobies

Dang, those are some straight up hag pods!

by FlowahPowah October 15, 2019

Hag reflex

The physical and emotional response to dealing with unpleasant women (usually of a certain age). "Unpleasant" can refer to her grouchy demeanor and/or odor.

Martha really triggered my hag reflex at the potluck dinner.

by jcooler August 31, 2012