Gump it

To haul ass, make haste

Bob: "The cops showed up so we had to gump it out of there"

by TesticularContorsionLover September 12, 2021

gumping

To be very happy about something.

Person 1: I am absolutely fucking gumping right now

Person 2: fr

by Butthead4388 June 30, 2022

Forrest Gump-ing

The act of sitting at a bus stop and forcing people to listen to your life story.

"Any plans this Friday? We should go Forrest Gump-ing!"
That's all I have to say about that...

by TheGiff November 12, 2021

Gumping It

"I need to confess a sin, Father. I worked at a grocery store in my teenage years, I won't get specific. There was this one girl-- are you familiar with the term 'gumping it'? So, 'gumping it' is when someone is not quite retarded, but they're like just on that line. So while it's an ethical conundrum, it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with 'em. This will come important later in the story..."

"Long story short, I fucked her ass in the freezer."

so it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with 'em. this is called gumping it.

by Cranky Boots April 17, 2023

Gump

A PG rated version of most swear words that are commonly used in the English language. It has no affiliation with the famous character Forrest Gump.

What the gump is that?
I am so gumping mad at you right now...
Gump you!
Gump this cringe.
Look at that gumper over there...

by Oldgremlin July 31, 2023

Gumping

When you fuck a person that is not retarded but almost retarded.

Hey I was gumping her last night!

by Stop taking the name I want March 11, 2022

Gumped

Essentially being friendzoned, based off Forrest Gump’s relationship with Jenny.

Friend 1: Hey man what’s up with John?
Friend 2: He got Gumped real hard dude.

by Cornholio3 May 13, 2022