grufters

Facial hair adjacent to the ears commonly known as sideburns, believed to have originated from the midlands.

Pull on my grufters, these are the real deal!

by AndrewD April 8, 2004

GrumbleBoat

used to describe either;
a) a male/female with an horrificly ugly face or
b) someone with an angry face similar to a gurn

derived from two seperate cockney rhyming phrases;
1)Grumble=Grumble and Grunt=Cunt
2)Boat=Boat Race=Face
so the translation is clearly cuntface...

'look at the GrumbleBoat on that...she was grim!'

'That dude was livid, he had a proper GrumbleBoat on him'

by grumble-love July 15, 2009

Grumble surf

Searching the internet for 'grumble' - grot, indecent images, smut and/or pornography.

N.B. Not to be confused with 'Grumble Serf' - a porn servant, 'cumpanion', or 'rut-monkey'.

"Mam, can you get some tissues when you're at the shops? I fancy a bit of a one-handed grumble surf a bit later. You told me off last time when I didn't wipe down afterwards."

internet pornography masturbation grumble mags self abuse perversion grot-mongering mummy

by Carlos Poco-Caliente July 29, 2010

grumbling

Someone who is making a groaning sound (non sexual)

Jerry stop grumbling your starting to sound like a grump-a-lump!

by hoohoo22 August 1, 2015

Gruff

The small patch of hair lying in between the penis/vagina and the anus. (It can also have a second word added to it to become an insult, seen in fig. 2)

Geoff: I fucked Gemma last night, but man, that gruff was disgusting
Dave: Really?

Geoff: Yeah, dude, I swear it looked like there was breadcrumbs in there

Fig. 2

James: Jeez man, Zack is such a gruff-nugget
Sam: I know right! He literally stole Andy's girlfriend right in front of him!

by ayden mmmmmm October 4, 2015

Gruffalo

Hairy faced beast typically known to send nudes to unsuspecting young girls, he uses his immensely large penis to attract both male and females through popular social media sites through "stories" and other methods, Gruffalo's are rare however one male in every friendship group is said to have one. There is major speculation that there is only one true Gruffalo amongst the men of this planet.

Chrissy: I received a very strange snapchat the other night, i think the guy was a Gruffalo as his penis was very large and intimidating, but surely there is only one Gruffalo....have i found him?

Billy: Slow the boat, thats a big cock, leave me be im only eleven! I think i just saw a Gruffalo

Jamie: i look into the mirror each night and wonder, why has God given me the gift of such a large wang, am i the Gruffalo....?

by The-Sentinel June 14, 2017

Grumbleslave

When your slave sucks down your grumble

My grumbleslave is a little faggot who sucks my grumble.

by Grimbon January 15, 2018