gash granola

GASH GRANOLA

noun: The dried, crispy bits of genital gravy, toilet paper lint, and other suspicious crunchy stuff, which is stuck within the pubic--tangles of the bath-avoidant, nature--chick's over--grown gash.

"That nature--chick is cute. But you know she's got Gash Granola. "

" I was about to go down on a hippy--chick, but she was loaded with Gash Granola. "

"She doesn't shower very often, and when I stuck my hand in her underpants, they were full of gash granola. "

by PurpleTantrum August 18, 2021

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Will Le Grange

“I’m so ill” this is one of the many quotes of this strange creature who beat Troy at fifa. He likes to remind everyone how unwell he is and that it is cold. He’s a small little man and is always late.

Ps not my friend it’s not a inside joke

You know Alex he’s such a ‘will le grange’

by Creator19132146 October 9, 2019

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hermione fucking granger

hermione fucking granger is one of the hottest characters in harry potter. oh to be harry in that one scene in dh1

"hermione fucking granger is so hot"
"ikr so is emma watson"

by sophiasmom February 2, 2021

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Jerry the Granola Berry King

A dude named Jerry is obsessed with granola berry bars.

Hey Jerry. What are you eating?
Oh, I'm eating this tasty granola berry bar. It's my 9th one today!
You fucking Jerry the Granola Berry King.

by gloglishmish March 9, 2021

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granof

- Something or someone who defines awfulness.

- A moronic action, which labels the perpetrator as a Granof.

- What do you mean 'learn a language', you stupid Granof? I did French for GCSE!

- Dyeing your hair ginger is an utter Granof, and only done by complete clowns.

by Rimbor April 19, 2005

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