Goose Drive

When the person in the passenger seat steers the car with both hands while the driver accelerates.

Me and my girlfriend tried to goose drive, but we almost crashed into a tree as we left Rhode Island.

by Cow_Fluid December 9, 2021

goose excuse

A quick intelligent excuse for "accidently" touching some one's private parts on purpose as you walk by them.

"I'm so sorry, my hand has a mind of its own" was his goose excuse.

He got his face slapped because she didn't buy his goose excuse for the third time.

by Handle This July 13, 2014

good goose

A woman who gets all the men. A good goose gets the gander.

She's a good goose. She gives good beak.

by Kylo12 June 6, 2016

Goose bulbs

When someone lights up a Christmas tree when something that a 1D fan has done is very bad

She’s done something so bad it gave be goose bulbs

by by a directioner :) September 30, 2020

to spoon the goose

to not turn your back on an opportunity but to embrace it.

We are all happy that Sally and Erica decided to spoon the goose and host the morning radio show on Triple J.

by baby8dingo July 17, 2020

Goose Bulbs

When you light up a Christmas tree when something that a 1Dfan has done that is very bad

She’s done something so bad it gave me goose bulbs

by by a directioner :) September 30, 2020

groping the goose

Slang for a male masturbating or grabbing his dick

Random guy: my dicks raw after I was groping the goose

by gooser94 January 11, 2014