Tom Goulden

A massive L who is bad at fortnite and has a small willy

I am playing fortnite with Tom Goulden tonight, what an L

by HuGekock69 July 27, 2022

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F Gould

A strategic double penetration sexual act where you full fist the anal cavity and penetrate the vagina with your member at the same time. The powerful climax creates what is called the Gould where the partner has a pleasure seizure.

I pulled off a fantastic "F Gould" with ole mildred last night.

by Millarchy August 6, 2022

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clara gould

such a nice girl. i love her sm. clara is kind, smart, funny, GORGEOUS (like drop dead stunninggg), and an amazing dancer. like idk what i would do without clara. If you ever meet clara gould you hav 2 options- 1. marry her 2- become her bff. you won't regret either option.

"omg that girl is so pretty and smart. HOWW??"
"oh yeah that's Clara Gould"
"oh makes sense."

by clarafanclub September 1, 2022

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Sharai Galdamez

Sharai is a very pretty and adorable girl who is also extremely smart.She has the most big and beautiful eyes i've ever seen. ANY GUY THAT IS DUMB ENOUGH TO LOSE HER SHOULD BE PUT IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL. Especially if their name starts with a M or U and especially a J. She deserves everything, she took my breath away, she is so cute too, i feel normal around her, like she wouldn't really judge me, she has this presence like she was so warm with a fresh breeze, like the same feeling when it's starting to become fall and there's a cool breeze on a warm day, yk? April 13, this was the day i felt the feeling of love, the feeling of loving another person, man it's the best feeling ever, on this day it was the same day that we kissed for the first time, when i kissed her it felt magical, i fell in love with her after we kissed for the first time but i didn't realize that at that time, we were on call later that day and i realized that she has treated me with such care and hasn't judged me once, she listens to me and only cares about me, she had done so much in that little time that no girl could even come close too, that kiss opened my eyes as to how deeply in love i was, but i couldn't tell her that because we weren't dating and i didn't want to scare her off and make her think that i'm moving to fast so i never told her.She is a very special girl who should be treated like the princess she is, i love her, she's my princesa:)

guy 1:Damn she's pretty! Who is she?
me: She's Sharai Galdamez and she's my wife, I will murder you and your family if you look at her again.

by luis-rdz.1226 November 19, 2023

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