garrett masterson

fucking weird
but also funny

garrett masterson is someone who try’s to drown you and throws you off your shoulders

by 69696 0K B00M3R May 26, 2019

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jessica garrett

A white girl who thinks she is black. Gets in trouble all the time but everyone still likes her for some weird reason.

That jessica garrett is so rude!

by Christ Like May 3, 2018

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Garrett is a tall, athletic, long haired narcissist. When you first meet a Garrett, he will appear charming and non the less, your dream man. But, after a couple months maybe even years, he will ghost you and get a new girlfriend that he has “had an off-and-on thing” with this mystery girl since the fifth grade. So, during your off time you find her instagram, as one does, and you discover that Garrett isn’t her first boyfriend this year! In fact, he was the fourth.

Person one: I think i’m in love with Garrett!
Person two: No, you aren’t.

by nhlax28 April 30, 2022

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Garrett

09?

One of the best guys out there, honestly. He's got the most gorgeous green eyes and anyone can get easily lost in them and their beauty. While he does make some poor decisions, it's ok because he's just living for the thrill of it. If this reaches the right Garrett, then he should know how amazing he is and all he needs is to keep trying.

"Did you see that boy? He's almost as beautiful as Garrett."
"Garrett's honestly majestic."

by AHopelessRomanticFromTheCut January 28, 2024

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Garrett

Garrett pretends like he is sexy and cool, but he is actually a deeply insecure mess of a person with a deep sadness inside him that permeates through everything he does in his meaningless existence.

Garrett sure does have a fat cock.

Garrett is so sexy I want to show him my boobs.

I would love to use my penis to have intercourse with that Garrett fellow.

by i_am_gorg_69 November 23, 2021

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