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Gandhi

Slang term used for marijuana. A cooler and chiller way to say marijuana.
Yo man you want some of this gandhi?

You know it bro.
by BB Buffalo August 29, 2013
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gandhi

(n) a peaceful state of mind; a method of maintaining peace in light of being provoked
I'm trying to maintain my gandhi even though I hate him.
by ReCaaLL March 14, 2007
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Gandalfing

When a guy is titty-fucking a girl, and when he cums, he cums on her chin and gives her a beard (like Gandalf).
A: "Hey man, guess what? I'm about to go Gandalfing"
B: "You're about to do what?!"
A: "Gandalfing. I'm about to go titty-fuck a girl, cum on her chin, and give her a beard... like Gandalf!"
B: "Dude, nice!"
by JFRANKtheTANK December 23, 2009
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Vaginal Gandalf

"So a doula's kind of like a vaginal Gandalf?” - Jake on Brooklyn Nine Nine - Season 3, Episode 8
by Amelsia October 5, 2019
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Gand

Gand= gay hand.

A gand tends to be a homosexual hand
Flick which a gay person subconciously
Does when speaking.
helen17494. says:
how smart am i...i've left all of my english books in my locker & i have a massive essay to finish D:
Le ZyRAWR!says:
YOU FREAKIN GENIUSTH!
*Gand flick*
by QUACK17494 February 19, 2009
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Gandermeat

Something on the female body that is "Good to look at" Normally used by perverted teenage boys when they are bored in science class.
"Phwoar!! Look at that gandermeat Jackson!"

"You're right Luke, that's a nice piece of meat!"
by The Masked Granda June 11, 2009
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Gandalfing

Verb
When a party commits to an occasion or arrangement, verbally or non-verbally, and fails to deliver on their initial commitment (usually pulling out of the commitment at the most inconvenient time).

The phrase emanates from Gandalf's consistently flaky actions in the Lord of the Rings series and in the Hobbit series.

In the Fellowship of the Ring, Gandalf leaves Frodo and Sam after their first meeting at Bag End, parting with a promise to rendezvous with them at Bree. Of course, Gandalf does not hold up his end of the bargain. Gandalf once again abandons the fellowship of the ring, this time more extravagantly, as he selfishly decides to pass into the afterlife after battling the Balrog in the Mines of Moria.

In the Two Towers, Gandalf abandons Aragon, Legolas, and others at Helm's Deep just before the battle begins.

In the Return of the King, Gandalf leaves middle earth as the sails for the Grey Havens, an Elvish paradise.

In the Hobbit, an Unexpected Journey, Gandalf leaves the company just before they are attacked by trolls.

In the Hobbit, the Desolation of Smaug, Gandalf bails on the company just before they enter Mirkwood. Subsequently, the company is captured by spiders and then elves.
{Monday}
Rett: Hey, want to play ultimate on Friday night?
Larson: Sure man.
{Friday night}
Rett: Hey, are you coming to ultimate?
Larson: I can't go anymore.
Rett: Damnit. Stop Gandalfing.
by Redbrother January 15, 2015
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