Emergency banter

Posting a definition of "emergency banter" especially when all your banter is emergency.
Jim: *witty slander*
Rob: You can talk, 'big nose'.
Jim: Emergency banter there, Rob.
Rob: Posts definition of "Emergency banter" from Urban Dictionary.
by Terry Fishpaste January 28, 2022
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Banter roundabout

When the banter repeats itself and just goes round in circles. Can be hilarious for particularly good banter or exhausting when the banter is produced by an inexperienced practitioner.
I wouldn't chat to them, absolute banter roundabout
by Banterroundabout May 14, 2021
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Banter Patrol

A group or individuals who have the best banter ever. Their job is normally to prevent shit banter and praise good banter.
Shit man the banter patrol is here!
by mexican May 25, 2015
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Banter Hours

The most brutal, vicious, hardcore, never ending roast session to ever occur in history, All who are hit with it can suffer sever trauma. Some can say it would be considered as "Verbal Rape" due to the events that took place afterwards. As of every 6pm EST to 7pm EST all jokes are valid no matter how dark they are. The caliber of jokes that were said as of October 2nd, 2018 were astonishing, and irreparable damage has been done to the subject, Codename Z.A.K.K.U
This session of Banter Hours was one we could never forget stan.
by IssaMysteryy November 18, 2018
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stoop banter

To have a conversation while amongst friends while upon one of saids friends front porch
John and I will be going later to Greg's house and probably have some stoop banter
by xstoopxkidx August 06, 2008
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shady banter

A term coined by YouTuber shadypenguinn, used primarily by UK secondary school students used to describe banter that is exciting or important, usually because of its offensive or inappropriate nature.
Did you hear about Dan and Chloe?
Yeah, man. Proper shady banter, ain't it m8?
by Hobox January 24, 2018
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punto banter

Banterous behaviour during being a passenger/driving of a fiat punto
Shouting abuse to pedestrians as you drive past them - "JEW" - "Punto banter"
by JKalinski March 28, 2011
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