Flood

The surname of a typical teacher that that one kid really favours. Not a specific teacher but ANYONE.

Oh, they're with Flood today.

by Noah Flood May 13, 2022

Floods

When the girl is so horny she squirts everywhere in everything

The floods were so rapid

by Shameka w October 30, 2017

Flood the basement

When you pee you pants while standing and it fills up your shoes.

Typically I wear Tevas when I pee my pants, but today I wore my Chucks and had to flood the basement.

by A Wet Raccoon March 28, 2021

Flood-Jump

A term regarding to the flood in the Halo series, which jump extremely far and high.

Dude! Did you just see my cat jump?
Yeah! It just did a Flood-Jump!

by GirFreak113 August 13, 2009

flood the volcano

When you're banging a girl and you pee inside her the piss rushes back out as though from a flooded and overflowing volcano

Friend 1: "Tonight I'm going to surprise Becky and flood the volcano. Will make a huge mess but totally worth it."
Friend 2: "Will you be having sex when you do it?"
Friend 1: "Do you think I'm going to somehow stick my totally flacid dick in then piss in her? Use your head, man."

by BShaeffer September 21, 2018

Flood Juice

When your giving your woman a good lick, you hit the right spot and the flood gates open up.

When I gave my girlfriend head last night, her flood juice tasted amazing.

by Camobandit October 27, 2020

Mr flood

Mr flood is a man who molests people's shoulders with his sweaty unwashed hand

Mr flood: Hey laddie *molests your shoulder* hows your day going
Kid: what the fuck

by officedaddy September 20, 2022