divine failure

devine failure is a song on youtube by elsooyer

have you heard the song divine failure

by uncut_cordiii March 8, 2023

Girl-Failure

Girl-failure (noun): A term used to describe a girl or woman who seems to perpetually stumble through life, making a series of awkward, embarrassing, and often life-changing mistakes.
She's the one who spills coffee on herself right before an important meeting, trips over her own feet, and somehow manages to lock herself out of her apartment at least once a month.

The antethesis of a Girl Boss, an absolute loser.

Kath: How would you describe me?
Suga: You Dont quite fit Femcel, but you're enough of a loser to be a Girl-Failure.

by SSugaaaaa July 8, 2024

Failure to make a concerted effort to keep me alive

You are REALLY struggling with that one, huh?

Hym "Failure to make a concerted effort to keep me alive. Me dying isn't going to save your. You haven't made a concerted effort to keep me alive and the bodily harm clause allows for ACCIDENTAL death (upto and including getting hit by a drunk driver). Now, it doesn't say anything about ME keep MYSELF alive. It says YOU have to make a concerted effort to keep ME alive. You motherfuckers really struggle with the YOU vs ME distinction don't you? So, killing me, letting me die, denying me care. None of that is going to stop anything. OK? You get it. MY thing IS going to work. YOUR thing is not. You don't do what I do. Me. You. Get it? OK."

by Hym Iam August 27, 2025

failure

That is what all my friends call me. It is when u do or say something stoopid and they decide to call u a failure.

Me: Wow that’s a really cool horse !
Colleen: That’s a fucking bird u failure.
Me: 🥺👉🏾👈🏾

by Idfwpwfwpidfw March 24, 2020

Failure Beard

A college tradition of people who go to learn. A student will cease shaving until that student fails an exam. Other students will usually place bets on who will have to shave first.

Doug and Tyler are growing failure beards. What's the pool up to?

by Beard of Win September 1, 2010

Failure

Willa. Just Willa. If you have a friend named Willa then you should

Gosh Brittany, you're such a Failure (Willa)

by RandomGamer9737 October 20, 2020

Educated failure

A person that is extremely well educated, maybe a lawyer even, but are very f*ing unimpressive and almost comically incompetent when it comes to running for president of a country and having to explain their policies to voters

What do Kamala Harris, Pete Buttigieg and Elizabeth Warren 🤔 have in common? They're educated failures irl.

by Sexydimma October 14, 2024