Ethan

Ethan is 100% better than Joshua. (Joshua sucks)

Ethan is better than Joshua

by ETHANGOODJOSHUASUCKS November 22, 2021

Ethan

The best person in the world, absolutely a beast, need to have one in your life.

God: I choose you Ethan, to be my heir.

by Your mums friend April 30, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is a small midget with a tiny penis who likes every girl he sees

Ethan is small

by Lilypadisbig October 24, 2019

Ethan

The T H I C C E S T whale God in the multiverse.

Hail Ethan the true whale god!

by True whale god January 31, 2020

ethanned

Extraordinary drunk. Drinking with a mission to get so intoxicated one becomes legless and annihilated. Typical comatose unresponsiveness by 2 hours into party. Unable to pace oneself. Loss of memory and motor skills. Getting ethanned is like euthanasia but your alive afterwards.

Once we get to port I am gonna get so ethanned!

Last night I got so ethanned I don't remember shit.

by the dangerous man March 20, 2016

Ethan

Ethan is the best boyfriend a girl could ever wish for. He’s hot funny and cute as hell, and sometimes looks like a potato. He always makes his friends and fell loved. He is always kind and caring and gives really good kisses. Also he is very committed to his relationships his sports and of course his driving games.

Guy 1:is that a potato
Guy2:naw it’s just ethan

by Ethan’s girlfriend May 5, 2022

Ethan

Ethan a farting menace on drugs once we t comes out hes uncontrollable

Is that Ethan?

Chokes from farts ahhhhhh

by Ethan’s Butt September 30, 2022