Ethan

He sucks cock

Man 1: Did you have Ethan eat you out?
Man 2: Totally Man

by A Man Who Has A Name March 4, 2022

Ethan

Ethan is someone that will always puts a smile on your face. He cherishes your happiness over his own no matter what you do. You always need to treat him with love and respect because he will love you unconditionally.

Ethan is my best friend!
I can’t wait to marry Ethan!

by redheads do have souls March 20, 2021

Ethan

Ethan is that guy in your group chat who everyone hates but kinda likes, he shots innocent snakes and his brother often throws 2x4s at stray cats, also he just doesn't shut the Fuck up

You: *talking to your other friends with no worry Ethan will show up*
Ethan:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: shut up Ethan

by Nonyabuidness September 23, 2021

Ethan

Very confusing and annoying. Incredibly stubborn.

Ughh I just met an Ethan

by very annoyed sasha June 2, 2020

Ethan

A good friend and somebody who makes me laugh

Me: I want to die
Ethan: lol do it

by Mememaster1998 May 21, 2019

Ethan

Somebody who is abnormally short.

Person 1: Did you see how short that man was? He was like 4' 8"!
Person 2: He must be an Ethan.

by dwere September 11, 2020

Ethan

Is a gueyatch

damn that Ethan is a gueyatch

by anibbawhobigasf October 12, 2020