Drew is a wacky and whimsical elf creature native to the continent of East America.
He is an unusually small fellow that you can fit inside of your pocket; he is able to expand whenever you ask him to, and can be used as a life-raft in dangerous situations.
Once a Drew turns 18 years of age, he may participate in mating season. (Ain't much of a season, it's only December 31 - January 1.)
All Drews drop a Dogecoin(s) in a well, wishing that they will find a Mariah to mate with before sundown.
Once a Drew successful finds a Mariah, he is allowed to start a family and use his coins in any way he wants to.
Drews who deposit Dogecoins with higher sums of money will be granted significantly more luck during mating season.
Stealing/theft is VERY frowned-upon in Drew-society, Drews who steal other's coins will have -1 coin taken away and used as tax dollars, and will be forever cursed with ugly Mariahs during mating season.
Unfortunately, as of the current year, (2345) the Drew species is endangered, many Drews cannot use their coins during mating season.
Researchers have found that roughly 73% of Drews are out of coins due to severe inflation of the necessities of life, milk, bread, etc. therefore, most Drews cannot find mates to produce more and more Drews.
This is all that is scientists currently know about the Drew, many manuscripts are subject to change in the future.
Follow the New Drewke Post for more information soon to come.
He is an unusually small fellow that you can fit inside of your pocket; he is able to expand whenever you ask him to, and can be used as a life-raft in dangerous situations.
Once a Drew turns 18 years of age, he may participate in mating season. (Ain't much of a season, it's only December 31 - January 1.)
All Drews drop a Dogecoin(s) in a well, wishing that they will find a Mariah to mate with before sundown.
Once a Drew successful finds a Mariah, he is allowed to start a family and use his coins in any way he wants to.
Drews who deposit Dogecoins with higher sums of money will be granted significantly more luck during mating season.
Stealing/theft is VERY frowned-upon in Drew-society, Drews who steal other's coins will have -1 coin taken away and used as tax dollars, and will be forever cursed with ugly Mariahs during mating season.
Unfortunately, as of the current year, (2345) the Drew species is endangered, many Drews cannot use their coins during mating season.
Researchers have found that roughly 73% of Drews are out of coins due to severe inflation of the necessities of life, milk, bread, etc. therefore, most Drews cannot find mates to produce more and more Drews.
This is all that is scientists currently know about the Drew, many manuscripts are subject to change in the future.
Follow the New Drewke Post for more information soon to come.
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A drew is where you shit in a condom and throw the condom around so the shit conpresses and it becomes thick and extra hard then the willing party uses it in their holes
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A really cool guy who just wants to chill and miter saw. He's a huge gamer, but he also spends his time playing with his dogs and perusing the aisles of Home Depot. He's usually very handsome and charming, as well.
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