A martial arts technique for Nunchucks wherein the person uses one hand to protect their Dong (Penis) and the other hand firmly grasps the nunchucks and in one motion swings the nunchucks over their head like their life depended on it.
Popularized by the Showtime TV show WEEDS
Popularized by the Showtime TV show WEEDS
Your in a forest surrounded by the enemy... The enemy inches in closer. When they are just inches away you invoke the Dong High Defense.
What is that?
YOU PROTECT YOUR DONG AND THEN YOU SWING LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT!
What is that?
YOU PROTECT YOUR DONG AND THEN YOU SWING LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT!
by WeedsFan September 1, 2013
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It basically means that a (probably white) person is trying to justify a racist remark by saying they used the word "Niggaz" instead of "Niggers".
It basically means that a (probably white) person is trying to justify a racist remark by saying they used the word "Niggaz" instead of "Niggers".
by jakk765 October 2, 2014
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The denial of accusations of criminal or other wrongdoings, usually in the form of harming an individual or institution in some form, by insulting the accusers.
by whatareyou420 October 15, 2016
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When a woman uses a real but unrelated example of physical danger as an excuse for harmful or toxic behavior by herself or other women towards men. The goal of "The Car Keys Defense" is to try to shut down a man's complaint about problems men face in modern dating life and/or wider society by bringing the discussion to women feeling unsafe, which will always trump a man's feelings. The term comes from women often citing they must "carry car keys between their knuckles when walking alone" to avoid discussing in some instances men are harmed by women's behavior online or in real life.
When a woman uses a real but unrelated example of physical danger as an excuse for harmful or toxic behavior by herself or other women towards men. The goal of "The Car Keys Defense" is to try to shut down a man's complaint about problems men face in modern dating life and/or wider society by bringing the discussion to women feeling unsafe, which will always trump a man's feelings. The term comes from women often citing they must "carry car keys between their knuckles when walking alone" to avoid discussing in some instances men are harmed by women's behavior online or in real life.
"I don't like when women just use Tinder for compliments. You know it's easy for you to find dates, but for men that's wasting their limited swipe rights they could have used for someone actually interested. It's harmful."
"Excuse me, I don't want to hear about men's problems when women have to walk with their car keys between their fingers at night because they are terrified of what a man might do to them. Nope. Sorry. Don't care."
"Don't use The Car Keys Defense just because you have unique and real problems of your own doesn't mean you can cause problems for others."
"I think it's really hypocritical that women have spent the last decade fighting for body positivity in media but see no problem with openly stating they won't date men under 6 feet. It's really hypocritical."
"Aw poor baby doesn't get enough matches? I have to make sure I give a friend what address I'm going to and a time I'll text back so they know I haven't been raped and murdered on a date, but go off about how women were mean to you."
"Car Keysing just to defend toxic body expectations? Slay queen!"
"Excuse me, I don't want to hear about men's problems when women have to walk with their car keys between their fingers at night because they are terrified of what a man might do to them. Nope. Sorry. Don't care."
"Don't use The Car Keys Defense just because you have unique and real problems of your own doesn't mean you can cause problems for others."
"I think it's really hypocritical that women have spent the last decade fighting for body positivity in media but see no problem with openly stating they won't date men under 6 feet. It's really hypocritical."
"Aw poor baby doesn't get enough matches? I have to make sure I give a friend what address I'm going to and a time I'll text back so they know I haven't been raped and murdered on a date, but go off about how women were mean to you."
"Car Keysing just to defend toxic body expectations? Slay queen!"
by mrgreyho November 3, 2021
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by WelshNutter July 29, 2022
Get the Boris Johnson Defence mug.“Did you hear about tom?, his girlfriend discovered he was cheating and she committed chair-based assault and defenestration on him.”
by IDFK4TTT November 4, 2022
Get the Chair-based assault and defenestration mug.A person of which, whom isn't a Sex offender, often known as a meme in 21st century humor. The word is mostly used in discord chat arguments and other meme ingredients.
Guy 1: Ayo this Guy 2 is a sex offender.
Guy 2: Says your mom joke 372684th time.
Guy 3: Hold on, I'm a sex defender
Guy 2: Says your mom joke 372684th time.
Guy 3: Hold on, I'm a sex defender
by Chicken the professional dummy May 26, 2021
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