Where you procure a small cellular device place it in a condom and insert it into your lover on vibrate. Then during the day.....make some calls at random.
by UrbanDictionaryAdmin2 August 4, 2022
Get the Long Distance Orgasm mug.by Chucks5150chucks5150 August 29, 2022
Get the eyes are social distancing mug.Why is everyone leaving me all the time? Everyone is distancing themselves from me
You treat people poorly, maybe you are the cause
You treat people poorly, maybe you are the cause
by eSoap June 3, 2022
Get the Everyone is distancing themselves from me mug."I thought she applied to your job"
"Nah, she had to go to a different store.. we're long distance coworkers now"
"Nah, she had to go to a different store.. we're long distance coworkers now"
by ginabun April 14, 2022
Get the Long distance coworkers mug.Tyler's birthday is in pissing distance.
by FollowMeOnTwitter@Nextarity March 24, 2022
Get the Pissing distance. mug.See dick punch.
The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.
The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.
Blaine's video chat response about equal pay was so outlandish that he deserved a dick punch, but unfortunately he lives in Florida and I live in Connecticut... so I payed Doug, a neighbor of Blaine, to act on my behalf and give Blaine a long distance dick punch on my behalf.
by JlevEsq July 30, 2021
Get the Long Distance Dick Punch mug.“olivia is my favourite girlfriend”
-“i thought i was your favourite”
“because ur in england”
-“that’s distanceism”
-“i thought i was your favourite”
“because ur in england”
-“that’s distanceism”
by audreysfavegf February 26, 2022
Get the distanceism mug.