by im sorry for submitting that February 26, 2022

p1: Did you hear that the discord mod of that server we're in died of a heart attack?
p2: No wonder his fatass couldn't even get out of his chair lmao
p2: No wonder his fatass couldn't even get out of his chair lmao
by Ryiu February 26, 2022

Discord Mia aka drug dealer on discord is the straightest, straggotest, most heterosexual person you will ever see. She also won a Guinness World Record for being the biggest heterosexual out there. “Mia, the second definition of heterosexuality!” they say.
“Hey, I think im the biggest heterosexual out there..”
“Don’t worry, you will never beat Mia’s heterosexuality!”
Remember, you can never outstraight Discord Mia.
“Don’t worry, you will never beat Mia’s heterosexuality!”
Remember, you can never outstraight Discord Mia.
by anonymous December 31, 2020

Look at that Discord Executive go, he complains about everything but doesn't do anything and forces the mods to do it all. Anurag so sussy.
by Akki1001 May 6, 2021

“Bro, what’s your discord tag? I wanna add you so we can talk!”
“My discord tag is {user}#{tag}!”
“Adding you right now! Accept my friend request!”
“My discord tag is {user}#{tag}!”
“Adding you right now! Accept my friend request!”
by reyuxe October 16, 2022

by ethannwth November 17, 2021

When you beg one of your friends to stay up longer and they agree but then they end up falling asleep
DISCORD BETRAYAL
A sad texting story
Jordan: Aight I'm gonna go to bed now.
Carter: Noo can you pleaseee stay up longer!
Jordan: Ok I will
(30 minutes later)
Carter: hello?
Carter: Jordan?
Carter: Bro you said you would stay uppp
(When Jordan wakes up)
Jordan: BRO I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO FALL ASLEEP I'M SO SORRY!!!
(Jordan later found out that carter committed suicide due to depression and loneliness )
Moral of the story: Never do something after saying you wouldn't do it.
The end
A sad texting story
Jordan: Aight I'm gonna go to bed now.
Carter: Noo can you pleaseee stay up longer!
Jordan: Ok I will
(30 minutes later)
Carter: hello?
Carter: Jordan?
Carter: Bro you said you would stay uppp
(When Jordan wakes up)
Jordan: BRO I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO FALL ASLEEP I'M SO SORRY!!!
(Jordan later found out that carter committed suicide due to depression and loneliness )
Moral of the story: Never do something after saying you wouldn't do it.
The end
by Skeletonbones October 31, 2021
