Swag Dealer

A person who considers themselves to have so much Swag that they start to sell their Swag Points for items of value, usually money.

Dealer: Hay do you want to buy some Swag?
Buyer: How much?
Dealer: 100 Points for £5
Buyer: Not a bad deal... I'll buy 500 Points!

Later...

Buyer: Hay I bought some Swag Points from this Swag Dealer earlier, they were giving a good rate too!
Buyer's Friend: I might have to buy some too!

by dehman April 9, 2013

penis dealer

a man who kills people and chops off their penises and sells them to girls and homosexuals for money. He uses shit for his victims and himself to wack off.

the penis dealer at the end of the block gave me a few penises, and the sperm was still juicy.

by rbmx February 7, 2005

Dirty Dealer

The second founder of Pool School with his companion, Buckshot. In the dark, underground street pool-society of Northern Europe, Dirty Dealer is the best dealer without a doubt. Not a single deal is dirty enough for him as he eats dirty deals for breakfast.

Man, that was a dirty deal! But not at all as dirty as a deal Dirty Dealer would make.

by Johnpohn January 22, 2006

gun dealer

someone who deals guns

hey did u meet my gun dealer yet

by xenon222 February 10, 2018

deverox

Deveroxs are usually not very smart and are they are gay. They are most likely to be a Bayley instructor or yoga instructor. Deveroxs usually have microscopic penises but they are good sucking butt. They are very friendly and like to play. Deveroxs are funny and have a great personalities

Deverox is a gay Bayley instructor.

by Jan Davids January 31, 2017

Complain dealer

1. A person who deals in complaints.

2. A miserly person who frequently bores others with tales of woe.

Jon wouldn't do as I asked, so I had to refer the matter to the complain dealers.

That Jon is always moaning about his lot in life. He's such a complain dealer.

Some complain dealers will charge a 10-basis-point spread on an uncollateralised swap.

by Cornflakey August 24, 2010

gum dealer

A person named in school who probably sending nudes to guys in school.

"Yo were is the gum dealer dude I need some,of those pics now"

by Suhhhhhhhhhhhhhh May 18, 2016