Starbucks Decker

Taking a dump in the upper part of the toilet at any Starbucks corporate or franchise restaraunt location (wi-fi not included).

After chugging a venti lowfat non-dairy soy vanilla mango latte scented with petunia, I ran to the unisex bathroom and dropped a nasty starbucks decker.

by Starbucks-Time Dude (STD) March 27, 2011

Little Decker

When an adult takes a large dump in a little kids toilet and does not flush, so the small child's parents find it and believe it was jr. who did it. This will likely cause the child's parents to freak out and take their child to the ER as soon as possible after seeing the man-sized dump their 4 year old let loose.

What the hell?? Who left a Little Decker in my sons training toilet?

by Shit-Tastic! August 17, 2011

double decker crash

When the nards of two men hit really hard as they double time a lady.

Me and my boy were totally nailin this chick, but we had a double decker crash and had to get out the ice packs.

by Krindy and Mucas September 7, 2011

triple decker turdpie

A person who exceeds the usual pre-requisites for being a jerk, and is further characterized by pompous indignation at any inferred criticism. These people are facinated with the smell of their own poops.

Carl, the quintesential triple decker turdpie, never returned phone calls from people he suspected mocked him, and preferred the bathroom to the company of others.

by Jayne Fisher July 13, 2012

tohem decker

To take a dump it the top part of the toilet. Leaving a noxious odor for weeks

Sans took a Tohem decker at the public school to protest poor party behavior

by Dutch Sana March 9, 2015

locker dockers

/'Läker 'Däkers/ N.

The people who stand by and/or in front of your locker for no reason other than to be completely and utterly ridiculously annoying, thus making you wait and interrupting their conversations that are extremely important to even reach your locker.

Can also be applied to people who are pushing and shoving around your locker or not giving you any room to do anything whatsoever.

Teacher (4th period history for Mr. H.): "WHY ARE YOU L8?!?"

Robbie & I: "Sry m8 but them locker dockers were taking up the entire hallway."

Teacher: "Back in my day, I was... a locker docker. But after a long time in rehab, I quit and am now a better person."

by xx.donald.j.trump.swag.xx69 March 9, 2016

lower decker

Taking a shit in a litter box.

I could not make it to the bathroom so I had to pull a lower decker in your cat's litterbox.

by Jimmy's Bottle August 1, 2016