The Pharaoh's Curse

what happens when you forget to return the slab

Bradley: Bro I think I got The Pharaoh's Curse, I'm spitting out sand!
Melissa: blud did NOT return the slab 😭

by ALJ69 August 9, 2023

Cursed cunnilingus

Going down on a chick after you cream pie her pussy

I performed cursed cunnilingus on this chick because I dropped my load too quick.

by Pineapple trombone September 29, 2019

captains curse

When you look around, but there is still nothing to eat in the house besides Cap'n Crunch cereal, so you partake in yet another helping.

Bro1: Hey man, what's there to eat around here?

Bro2: Cap'n Crunch

Bro1: Again?... *fists in the air, screaming towards the heavens* IT'S THE CAPTAINS CURSE!!!

by flannelhats January 8, 2011

The Liar’s Curse

Live your whole life deceiving and manipulating those around you, and in time of need, no one will be there.

The Boy who cried wolf, now has The Liar’s Curse.

by Cheerio_Thief May 13, 2020

Renneke Curse

A curse originally started by Austin Renneke in which a player or team continuously succeeds in the regular season or playoffs but ultimately fails in the championship game. The curse came to be after Austin Renneke proceeded to have a 2-7 record in the finals despite success in all games prior, with many other situations being the same such as an undefeated season where he'd lose the Super Bowl and many more.

Person 1: Bruhhh we really just lost in championship after being undefeated
Person 2: Ahhhh you got that Renneke Curse

Person 1: WE'RE CHAMPIONS

Person 2: Yeah we aint on that Renneke type beat

by Chief_Morris March 28, 2020

cursed eternity

The epitome of crappy metal bands.

Fuck Cursed Eternity. Cursed Eternity sucks.

by The Uninvited Guest June 10, 2004

Sports curse

the curse that goes around the US making most or all of the sports teams of one city terrible.

o man the heat and the dolphins were so terrible i think we had the sports curse.

by crayzee_ninja February 25, 2009