cucumber crack

the act of grabbing someone's buttcheeks then opening them to reveal their butthole then hold the lower back and force it to split with the open buttcheeks which looks like splitting the bottom of a cucumber

dude i did the cucumber crack to my girlfriend

AYO?!

by IHJISHGJRGHFRHVCNSH February 28, 2024

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cucumber loves me

The act of making love to yourself using only a foot long cucumber

cucumber loves me

by somethingsomethinggayguy March 02, 2021

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Soft Cucumber

A soft cucumber is a result of placing an organic vegetable inside of your anal cavity and letting it sit there while you play Counter-Strike Global Offensive.

Dude did you see that Stacy placed that cucumber inside Lola’s ass during that 1v1 match? It turned into a Soft Cucumber!

by ninezero1 February 25, 2020

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Leaky Cucumber

The remains of a man's erection after ejaculation

After shooting his flesh rifle to stepsister themed internet pornography, Carlos powered down his Jackintosh and drifted off to sleep. With his Leaky Cucumber slowly wilting inside of his pajama pants.

by MinivanMafiaMan September 26, 2020

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Cucumber fencing

Cucumber fencing is when two men have sex without penetration.

Michael: Hello, David. I was thinking we could watch a movie tonight and maybe later do some cucumber fencing.

David: Lets just skip the movie and go straight to the fencing!

Michael: I guess we can do that

by Nick Jackelson April 01, 2014

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