Chopsworth

The exact quantity needed for the construction of a single chop.

Duke Angelo: Ay, what shall I do? Verily, I am dryer than the antediluvian plains of Africa, and my lone Swisher be-stales itself apace.

Nicolo: Peace, my lord! I have procured for you, from a most generous and dutiful peasant, a small sack: no harvest-festival bounty, to be sure, but most certainly a veritable chopsworth.

Duke Angelo: Truly, you alone shall be my son, and the rightful heir to this kingdom.

--from "The Courier's Tragedy," Richard Wharfinger, 1788

by T. Drometheus Chopworthington January 14, 2010

Coolsmith

When someone thinks they look well cool, but there not!

Guy driving a Peugeot 106 zest rolling on 13 inch steelies wearing aviators smoking a Consulate Menthol.....

LOOK AT THAT COOLSMITH!!!!!

by sassyc April 29, 2010

cooksource

The act of self-righteous plagiarism indignantly justified by an incorrect assertion that the content resided within a public domain (no matter what the other 6 billion-less-one people think and know).

I've cooksourced your recipe, now pay me for correcting your typos

by diomedes31 November 7, 2010

Chopski

An alternative term to say your going to use chewing tobacco.

Bro I'm boutta throw in a fat ass chopski and play some Destiny.

by bjk795 November 13, 2014

chopstick discrimination

When you are not noticeably Asian to the waiter/waitress at any oriental joint that you may decide to sit down and eat at, and they give you a fork and/or a fat spoon to eat your food with instead of chopsticks.

I went to that China Harbor the other day and the waiter came out with chopsticks at first but when he saw I was not one of them, he turned around and grabbed the oversized silverware instead. This type of chopstick discrimination is all too common!

by that\college\connect November 15, 2014

Freckley Chopstick

When a ginger or redhhaired guy, who has freckles on their skin; has a thin, long penis.

Girl 1: "I hooked up with Damian last night. Worst sex of my life!"
Girl 2: "Oh my god, tell me about it! I wouldn't go near his freckley chopstick, again if I were you.."
Girl 1: "Trust me, I'm fucking not!"

by YouDontSuccc April 28, 2017

Crimson Chops

Crimson Chops is someone who goes down on a lady who is clearly on her period.
Licking out a bloody gash, and returning up with crimson chops, claret all over his face.

That Spuddy Juddy ate her out and ended up with Crimson Chops.

by Chocolate Wrists October 22, 2018