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never connected's

A classification of people, approx 5 million American households, generally below age 35 and childless, that view all TV and entertainment through the Internet (hulu, netflix, amazon ect) forgoing Cable TV service.
I can't bring my kids over to their house anymore. Those never connected's don't have cable tv to mindlessly sedate my children while we get drunk.

I love being never connected's, we have a cheap internet bill and watch whatever we want with no commercials!
by Slobadon January 15, 2014
mugGet the never connected'smug.

Connect-i-cut

Common way those in Connecticut's school system are taught to spell Connecticut.
How do you spell Connecticut? Connect-i-cut!
by pritix August 18, 2019
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DOGGONE CONNECTION

It is necessity of ULTIMATE PROTECTION for DEVOTED KIND MUTUAL LOVE domestic pet owners.

The diminishment of the belief in GOD by the SUBSTANTIVE ATHIESTS.

Get the message your FUTURE PEER GROUP.
Hey DORITHEA "how are you today?" I am fine and "what is your DOG'S name! , HOBIE, " so DOROTHEA , given her DOGGONE CONNECTION her name would be , " DOROTHEA HOBIE" which as you know is CATCHY TWO TOO TO YA.

Hey ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKING BITCH FATHER HOPE , PREIST CHARLIE AND NUN JANICE as well as that JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN all these ASSHOLES committing PEDERASTY and I will VEHEMENTLY relate to you there is no DOGGONE CONNECTION as can't you here see for YOURSELF!!!!

Look understand FUCKMATE BITCH ANAL ALAN as your name is SHIT ASSH0LE and you are nothing but a SQUIRT as your DOGGONE CONNECTION makes you a back alley HO.
by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 5, 2021
mugGet the DOGGONE CONNECTIONmug.

connected 03

GOOD BOOOK U SHOULD RUD
u: me want school book
me: connected 03 is great
by piss baby 3000 March 24, 2022
mugGet the connected 03mug.

nuke's connection

Man, you have walmart Internet.

No, its just nuke's connection!
by 1t82 November 17, 2016
mugGet the nuke's connectionmug.

connection whore

Someone who immediately tries to "friend" someone on Facebook or "link" to on Linkedin right after making their acquaintence (see also post-acquaintance friend request).
Joe: Damn, C just linked with the new sales guy at Acme before we were even finished with the conference call, what a connection whore.
Bob: I know, she's always looking for new people to up her connection count.
by leo341 June 13, 2011
mugGet the connection whoremug.

Cock connection

Two friends who banged the same guy
I realized I had a cock connection with my friend who had sex with the same tinder guy.
by Wonder Woman JK July 29, 2017
mugGet the Cock connectionmug.

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