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no internet connection

the thing that pops up on your phone when your parents found out you've been watching Porn
by Dying_Fish t('-'t) July 29, 2017
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check network connection

hi guys. when I'm trying to join an online server at pixel gun 3d it shows me check network connection .what can I do for that?
by jimpixelmon June 28, 2017
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Slut Connection

When girls (or guys) become close friends because of their similar slutty activites and attitudes. Usually this bond is made stonger because they know there will be no judgement.
"Jessica and Sammy have been best friends ever since they found out they both like to hook up with random people!"
"yeah thats a slut connection for you."
by slutfriend1 November 11, 2011
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connected 03

GOOD BOOOK U SHOULD RUD
u: me want school book
me: connected 03 is great
by piss baby 3000 March 24, 2022
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nuke's connection

Man, you have walmart Internet.

No, its just nuke's connection!
by 1t82 November 17, 2016
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Cosmic Connection

We all used to have a cosmic connection.

Whether we understood the movement of the sun, cosmic events, or the changing night sky or not, we had a cosmic connection.

Around 13,000 years ago, after a number of impact events, the sky turned black, the sun, the moon and the stars disappeared from the sky. Our cosmic connection was lost. When the dust settled, and left a black mat soil layer now deep in the ground, the cosmic connection was regained and these events were later recorded on pillar 43 at Göbekli Tepe.

Our ancestors celebrated the winter solstice – the symbolic death and rebirth of the sun. We built monuments perfectly aligned to welcome the winter solstice sunrise (Brú na Bóinne) and sunset (Stonehenge). Our ancestors celebrated their cosmic connection.

Unfortunately, most people have lost their cosmic connection replaced by creative divergence. Creative divergence is a symptom of mind control and insectualization.
Rather than celebrate the winter solstice, we celebrate with an overweight alcoholic bearded man in a red costume who comes down a non-existent chimney with imaginary reindeer and elves who is the frontman of an exercise in mind control to make us spend money on throw away plastic things made by people on slave wages, paid for on credit with money we don’t have, to put us in debt to banks who own everything and control us in every way conceivable. This is an example of creative divergence.

Any sign of cosmic connection has been entirely lost again.
by Option 22 December 6, 2019
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DOGGONE CONNECTION

It is necessity of ULTIMATE PROTECTION for DEVOTED KIND MUTUAL LOVE domestic pet owners.

The diminishment of the belief in GOD by the SUBSTANTIVE ATHIESTS.

Get the message your FUTURE PEER GROUP.
Hey DORITHEA "how are you today?" I am fine and "what is your DOG'S name! , HOBIE, " so DOROTHEA , given her DOGGONE CONNECTION her name would be , " DOROTHEA HOBIE" which as you know is CATCHY TWO TOO TO YA.

Hey ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKING BITCH FATHER HOPE , PREIST CHARLIE AND NUN JANICE as well as that JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN all these ASSHOLES committing PEDERASTY and I will VEHEMENTLY relate to you there is no DOGGONE CONNECTION as can't you here see for YOURSELF!!!!

Look understand FUCKMATE BITCH ANAL ALAN as your name is SHIT ASSH0LE and you are nothing but a SQUIRT as your DOGGONE CONNECTION makes you a back alley HO.
by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 5, 2021
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