grabbed Kirk's cane

Made a very public, unsurvivable gaffe, with additional overtones of disrespect. When accepting her Oscar, the actress Melissa Leo grabbed the cane of 95-yr-old living legend Kirk Douglas in a misguided, lame attempt to be amusing when exiting the stage.

Man, Kanye West really grabbed Kirk's cane when he interrupted Taylor Swift!

I was killing the presentation, then totally grabbed Kirk's cane and spilled a latte on my boss's laptop.

by JumpedTheSnark March 14, 2011

Transylvania Candy Cane

It’s when you have sex with a girl on the rag and then she gives you a blow job!

After doing a Transylvania Candy Cane with her, her mouth looked like a zombie cannibal’s mouth!

by ben-jamin' 321 August 3, 2012

Polish Candy Cane

when you go out in below freezing temperatures and masturbate until you ejaculate which freezes the sperm in mid air making a “Polish Candy Cane”

girl - “do you know what i want for christmas”
boy - “it is cold outside does a Polish Candy Cane sound okay”

by THETAKO September 28, 2017

russian candy cane

when you serve pilmeni both with Ketchup and mayo

- Would you like some real russian candy canes for your meal today?
- Yep, I like them that way.

by romskoloy May 27, 2019

russian candy cane

fucking a girl on her period and cumming inside of her and taking out your dick and looking like a candy cane

Person 1: you on your period?
Person 2: yeah let’s make a russian candy cane!!

by child_of.g0d June 16, 2021

Chanel Rion

Chanel Rion is the white fake tan ass bitch from OAN that sucks Trump’s dick. Chanel is a dumbass hick that needs to shut the fuck up just like her white supremist network. She is a wannabe Kaitlin Bennet who thinks she’s special but is really just an entitled bitch wrapped in fake diamonds and hair. Chanel thinks she’s a real journalist but can u really say that with a straight face when she asks questions like, “Why are we focusing on the coronavirus problem when more ‘children’ are killed from abortions?” Bitch, what?

Chanel Rion should shut the fuck up!
Or
I normally never wish death on anyone but I wish that Chanel Rion would choke and die on the shit that she spews.

by Fuckbitches get money April 16, 2020

the candy cane

receiving a hand job with peppermint massage oil which is finished by a blow job. you say "candy cane" at the moment of ejaculation as she enjoys the mint flavored load.

she was giving me a handy this morning with this peppermint massage oil. right when I was about to come she started sucking it. afterward she smiled, wiping it off her lips and said "it's minty." that's when it struck me and I coined the term "the candy cane." look for it on urban dictionary later.

by Harold Balzonya March 30, 2015