When a girl plays like she likes you and gives her your number but when you go for second contact you realize its a fake number and it feels like a 300 lbs football player stepped on your balls
Guy 1: I picked up this chick at the market and got her number but the person on the other end says wrong number.
Guy 2: I think you got cleated mang
Guy 2: I think you got cleated mang
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A double dutch pipe cleaner is when two girls stand facing eachother and they both have their fingers on the right hand in there own vagina. They both take their left hand and put it on the others right elbow. They then move the others right arm in a way that causes the other to finger herself. It basically the oposite of a double dutch rudder.
girl 1: im board wanna have some fun?
girl 2: sure.
girl 1: wanna double dutch pipe cleaner?
girl 2: hahaha no.
girl 1: awe it will be fun?
girl 2: well ok then.
girl 2: sure.
girl 1: wanna double dutch pipe cleaner?
girl 2: hahaha no.
girl 1: awe it will be fun?
girl 2: well ok then.
by f*@k!$# July 31, 2010
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Cleaners do what they are directed to do.
The cleaners girlfriend cannot yell at him.
They are free of a hot meal
Cleaners do what they are directed to do.
The cleaners girlfriend cannot yell at him.
They are free of a hot meal
A cleaner is someone who cleans the house, and does the dishes, and does not get a plate of food. Having to eat off of the plates of leftovers that are cold, on the same plate not a clean one. The cleaner puts his dad to bed at 8:15 and has to stay and cannot leave.
by Rob, Debra, Christi, Chrissy August 24, 2008
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Get the cleared back mug.Someone who “respects” women and false equality so much they lick the hairs off their genitalia and legs after they shave.
P1: Did you hear Dave is a cunt cleaner?
P2: no what’s that?
P3: well he thinks that since his girl shaves for him he should lick the hairs off her twat.
P2: no what’s that?
P3: well he thinks that since his girl shaves for him he should lick the hairs off her twat.
by Marcus Adroolious October 20, 2022
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