champagne problem

I had a dream the other night about the song "Champagne Problems" by Nick Jonas and decided in my dream that calling someone a "champagne problem" is a witty insult that insinuates their parents drank too much one day and that's the only reason they were conceived.

Ugh, she's been bothering me so much lately. She's such a champagne problem.

by short bear November 14, 2023

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Champagned out

Too much champagne can vary from 3-8 bottle’s

Wow shano is all champagned out and blowed out

by Mixboi305 May 22, 2019

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Champagning

Champagning is the act of jerking off until the point of near ejaculation. The jerker then swiftly places their thumb over the tip, causing the load to spray like champagne.

Man one: ‘Nice haircut’
Man two: ‘Thanks. I think I’m going to do some Champagning tonight.’

by BrownEggsWithCheese March 16, 2022

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Champagning

Getting the tip of your schlong (peepee) removed

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Tom: hey man did you hear about what happened to Raphael?
Joe: yeah...heard he got champagned, popped open like a cork bottle

by champaningqueen69 June 17, 2022

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flat Champagne

Flat Champagne. Adjective. Used to describe a leader, Liz Truss, who claims her "Liz Fizz" economic plans are a work of a genius.

Also used to describe a bitter Daily Express/Mail reader

Did you hear about the "Liz Fizz"? Turns out it was fucking flat Champagne, again.

by ToryBoyRulez September 30, 2022

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