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Metaphorical Champagne

1. Fake alcohol
2. Stress reliever; can be person, place, thing, or event, etc.
1. T'where is the metaphorical champagne!
2. Sam: Yo! I had such a rough day!
Sally: How about some metaphorical champagne?
Sam: Yeah! I could use some ice cream.
Sally: Can I join you? My metaphorical champagne are mashed potatoes and gravy.
by diddoarch710 January 26, 2015
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Wetherspoons Champagne

A lager top made from something cheap like Carling or Fosters and instead of lemonade they use Time Martin's jizz
I'm celebrating so a glass of Wetherspoons Champagne please
by Weatherfork February 19, 2024
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American Champagne

An oxymoron.

Champagne can only come from France, in the region of Champagne.
Somebody tell Donald Trump that there's no such thing as American Champagne businesses.
by Txorromorro March 15, 2025
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hooker champagne

Hooker champagne is a drink from the lovely state of Massachusetts. In which a hooker drinks strawberry soda. Or raspberry ginger ale.
by mmcclluurree.jj December 4, 2013
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White Champagne

one sexy ass rapper who does not post up on frank black with his gang like slim jesus
by Joe dirtè nigga May 24, 2018
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Champagne Cork

When your girl challenges you to keep your dick in her while she blows a queef. You know, stop her up like a champagne cork.
My girl had to queef so I stuck my dick in her like a champagne cork to calm her guts.
by Purpleheartsgt06 May 19, 2021
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Wetherspoons champagne

A lager top made from something cheap like Carling or Fosters and instead of lemonade they use Tim Martin's jizz
I'm celebrating so a glass of Wetherspoons Champagne please
by Weatherfork February 19, 2024
mugGet the Wetherspoons champagnemug.

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