1. T'where is the metaphorical champagne!
2. Sam: Yo! I had such a rough day!
Sally: How about some metaphorical champagne?
Sam: Yeah! I could use some ice cream.
Sally: Can I join you? My metaphorical champagne are mashed potatoes and gravy.
2. Sam: Yo! I had such a rough day!
Sally: How about some metaphorical champagne?
Sam: Yeah! I could use some ice cream.
Sally: Can I join you? My metaphorical champagne are mashed potatoes and gravy.
by diddoarch710 January 26, 2015
Get the Metaphorical Champagnemug. A lager top made from something cheap like Carling or Fosters and instead of lemonade they use Time Martin's jizz
by Weatherfork February 19, 2024
Get the Wetherspoons Champagnemug. by Txorromorro March 15, 2025
Get the American Champagnemug. Hooker champagne is a drink from the lovely state of Massachusetts. In which a hooker drinks strawberry soda. Or raspberry ginger ale.
by mmcclluurree.jj December 4, 2013
Get the hooker champagnemug. by Joe dirtè nigga May 24, 2018
Get the White Champagnemug. When your girl challenges you to keep your dick in her while she blows a queef. You know, stop her up like a champagne cork.
by Purpleheartsgt06 May 19, 2021
Get the Champagne Corkmug. A lager top made from something cheap like Carling or Fosters and instead of lemonade they use Tim Martin's jizz
by Weatherfork February 19, 2024
Get the Wetherspoons champagnemug.