Carly

Stupid ugly cow who should actually go and die. She's homophobic, transphobic, racist, ableist and most likely a neo-nazi despite being mad special herself

Person 1: Oh I started going out with Carly again

Person 2: NOOOOOO

by orders_up. April 6, 2025

Carlie

Loves guys name Stephen especially
When she is drunk

I’m carlie so drunk I want to meet Steven

by Brain taylor April 21, 2025

Carly Hart

carly hart is a slut of no other she is nice but completely and utterly flat

Carly Hart is a slut

by the one useless guy :p April 25, 2025

Carly Blocked

Carly Blocked is when one is blocked but only for a short period of time then in unblocked and the person apologizes for blocking them.

Person 1 : wow did she block you? does that mean yall are done?
Person 2 : give it a few hours im just carly blocked.

by user_173819 June 6, 2025

Carly

small car sold exclusively in Thailand. High risk of explosion if faced with any sort of sudden movement. Banded in most countries.

"Did you seriously buy an imported Carly?" Pawn that shiz immediately!"

by p0w3rt00ll0v3r398$ April 6, 2024

Carlie

Carlie is a amazing godly person most people would know her as Gay Jesus she’s brilliant, beautiful and most importantly Gay!! Because she is the son of God aka Logan she is also Jesus and since she is gay she is gay Jesus

Carlie is the best gay Jesus I love her

by Gayjesus November 21, 2021

A Carly

A Carly is someone who does everything—runs businesses, keeps kids alive, volunteers, creates, fixes problems—while downplaying it like it’s no big deal… and then quietly collapses later in the day with coffee (or sarcasm).

Vibe check
Hyper-capable
Overcommitted
Creative + practical
Carries the emotional labor
Says “it’s fine” when it is absolutely not fine
Low tolerance for nonsense, high tolerance for chaos

Carly energy: when you’re exhausted but still show up looking put together and solving everyone’s problems.

“She organized the fundraiser, fixed the website, AND baked cookies? That’s a total Carly move.”

“I tried to relax today but ended up being a Carly about it.”

by Cluckclucklynn January 28, 2026