Quantum Caring

When you feel bad for someone, but at the same time you couldn't care less about it.

Oh man, I was talking with this completely stupid mother. She asked me: "Would you know how she could make my four year old kid eat spinach?"

I told her: "Sure, just take a basic sope bar, without parfum or any other bad ingrediants. Cut the sope into smaller pieces and garnish it on a delicious sandwich. That he must eat. Afterwards he will like spinach."

And she actually believed me. But unfortunately for the kid, it had his stomach pumped out for eating too much sope. I was quantum caring about this situation.

by DonglebeeBooboo Hard1 February 4, 2015

colleen capri

The sexiest, nicest, most hyper-active, over-stressed, slightly crazy, amazing girl you will ever meet in your ENTIRE LIFETIME. She got that rockin' booty, and she ain't afraid to move it. Go on girl, getchu some.

Daaaaamn, did you see Colleen Capri tonight?
Yeah man, she was workin that shit. MHM!!!

by Kelbub May 14, 2015

selective caring

When a group of popular kids exclude unpopular kids from their caring/attention.

Bro, Jason's such a faggot. I think he and the other popular kids have selective caring.

by Neas_Rebel November 6, 2017

Glen Carin

The worst middle school. Shit is so run down and literally don’t have one good memory there. Don’t go to this school.

Random person who graduated Glen: Hey, what school are you going to?
Me: Glen Carin
Random person: Yikes

by Finleysp November 27, 2020

Knee Cappin

When someone is cappin (lying) so hard that you can't help but laugh and slap your knee

Savvy: they call me the greek freak by all the hoes i get over in Mykonos
Mess: dog, you're straight knee cappin rn

by Snaplatts December 7, 2020

Carly Cappin

A lie of fib

You are for sure Carly Cappin!

by Gabe Utseks8-- September 29, 2022

oozma-cappin

When someone is straight up lying or capping

You : I can jump to the moon
Me: no, your oozma-cappin

by MikeRotch 830 October 9, 2023