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American Communist threesome

a sexual experience between three consenting adults (threesome) in which any sexual act is allowed as long as two of them agree to the act; a “true democracy” threesome in which a third adult must comply with any sexual act that the other two agree on.
My bro and I had an American Communist threesome with a woman last Saturday night and it was insane!
by Joe Regularly December 23, 2023
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communist baptism

A communist baptism is the act of taking viagra and repeatedly dunking your balls in a warm glass of goat milk. As your Nana takes a sip of her morning tea, you run over and stretch your milk soaked sack over the bridge of her nose so each testicle covers one eye. You then take her tea, chug it, and run for the hills. Hence leaving her thirsty and alone with a forehead dripping of disappointment so heinous only a communist penal colony could understand.
“Hey brother have you seen Nana lately?!”

“In fact I have, I gave her a communist baptism Monday morning and she hasn’t been the same since!”
by Belk Merelk December 27, 2023
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Communist Glow

The redness of the face that occurs when those of communist ancestry(Russian, Chinese, etc.) drink alcohol.
Dana and Stephanie’s parents are from Russia and China so they get the communist glow when they drink a lot of alcohol.
by Dddddddddddpppppppp December 9, 2023
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Communist

This word if they use it such as I’m a communist it means they are an idiot to use it like communist idiots that means they have above average intelligence.
Them: yea im a communist

You: ew get the fuck away from me
by Randoemji December 13, 2023
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Communist

Brooooo trump is so awesome!! he's a communist!!!
by Extremely High Boi April 25, 2023
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Communist

Degenerate, pile of trash, bad person who'd ruin the country

A person who believes in a classless, stateless and moneyless society with the means of production owned collectively
1) Donald Trump is a communist

2) I'm a proud communist
by Moose in Canada December 21, 2022
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communist canada

Canada is now a filthy commie. It is now your “opp”.
Communist canada will never be the same ;(
by Lil barnacles #1 fan July 1, 2023
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