The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades

I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher
He wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
I've got a job waiting for my graduation
Fifty thou a year'll buy a lot of beer
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades

The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades
I gotta wear shades
Well I'm heavenly blessed and worldly wise
I'm a peeping-tom techie with x-ray eyes
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher
He wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades

The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades, I gotta wear shades

by Death Menace February 5, 2023

Sarah Brightman

the woman that divorced andrew lloyd webber after he made her the star in his rock opera (which is amazing by the way) im not particularly fond of her shes annoying and emmy rossum did a better job

sarah is an annoying little witch

by im in hell June 10, 2006

New Brighton

A suburb of Minneapolis with almost no middle class. There is a decent amount of rich folk residing primarliy inside wexford heights and then the rest of the area is filled with Blacks, Mexicans and of course a lot of white trash. A city that many assume should be a quite city but actully has a fair amount of crime and gangs.

See that 40 year old white guy in the trailer park drinking Natty Ice, He must be from new brighton.

I walked threw poly the other day and saw about a million niggers packin heat.

Hey did you hear that 2/3 of the workers at the mcdonalds on silver lake road got deported yesterday

by Samcasselmakesitrain10 December 31, 2011

bright eyes

The name of the seventh track on Blind Guardian's 1995 album, Imaginations from the Other Side. Pretty cool video for the song too.

Straight Guy: "I'm listening to Bright Eyes right now."
Gay Guy: "Omigawd, I loooove them! Conor Oberst is fuckin' amazing!"
Straight Guy: "I'm not talking about that pansy, I'm talking about the epic Blind Guardian song...fag"

by loves annoying bandwagon hoppers January 31, 2008

bright idea

to stick ones dick into a light socket

my "bright idea" got me into trouble

by irnko June 18, 2008

bright eyes

Omaha's most recent sell outs

Conor is such a fucking sell out.

by herbert May 7, 2005

bright_kim

Bright Kim is a teenage yellow kid who has a miniscule sexual organ that is about the size of a walnut. After his Asian handicap, howeveer, the size may be as high as 4 inches. WOW! He enjoys eating canine animals, especially dogs. He also enjoys pretending to do cocaine and making up definitions for the word "blown". He is all-in-all pretty much a pussy.

BRIGHT KIM ATE MY DOG !!!!

AND THEN HE TRIED SKEETING ON MY CAT !!!

Thank God his penis wouldn't allow it!

by Nauf March 23, 2005