bellend buster

Hitting or crushing an unsuspecting bellend, or willy, with a large object to cause comparable, or greater, pain to a sack tap.

Guy 1: Ouch! WHAT THE HELL?
Guy 2: Ha, got ya! That's called a sack tap.
Guy 1: You got my bloody dick!
Guy 2: Oh, well we'll call that a bellend buster.

Guy 1: F you! *crouching in pain*

by voss4life June 27, 2015

Slump buster

When a person goes through a long period of not dating and the "Slump Buster" is the one who breaks the "slump".

Guy 1: That woman over there looks lonely.
Guy 2: Well, not anymore because I'm the slump buster!

by One off handle January 27, 2022

Goose Buster

When a Goose fucks an Orc from Lord of the Rings due to outside issues in the Goose's life..mostly in the mouth

That Goose fucked an Orc and got garbage dick for that. Sometimes a goose needs to get a Goose Buster to blow off something else. Goose Rituals

by The Loosey Goose January 28, 2014

Buzz Buster

A person who keeps breaking their vibrators, despite buying bulkier ones each time.

Ashleigh broke another vibrator. Jesus, wasn’t that her third one? Yeah, she is a buzz buster.

by Jakemon00 January 24, 2022

Cunt Buster

When the male ejaculate with such pressure it bursts the females uterus

Person 1: Dude I heard you rooting that thot last night
Person 2: Yeah bruv I gave her a good cunt buster

by MC Skidmarks June 4, 2018

Tucker Buster

The act of drinking large amounts of alcohol, having sex with a girl, and puking all over her in order to show that you give no shits about women.

Man 1:"did you hear about the Tucker buster at the party last night?"
Man 2:"yeah, that poor girl"

by WrongfulDivider April 18, 2017

nut buster

1. when something bad happens to you and the pain that follows is worse than getting kicked in the nuts.

2. when something is hilarious and you can't stop laughing.

3. a hot chick you would love to get with.

4. when you joke or give somebody a hard time.

1. Willis just lost his tickets to the Super Bowl what a nut buster.

2. George Lopez's comedy is a real nut buster.

3. Amanda the chick with the double D melons is a real nut buster.

4. Jim was giving Donny a hard time about his car, Jim was being a typical nut buster.

by cardinal_fan October 27, 2004