Charging For Breathing

Trying to get someone to be charged/blamed for something as natural as breathing.
(Made by me)

Person A: "I wanted to see the menu on that new café, and they were literally charging for breathing! I had to pay 6 dollars for only looking at the menu!"

by Naxiye [2] September 11, 2025

They gonna find me not breathing like they found mike

KAnye Yeast said this in Dont Like1

They gonna find me not breathing like they found mike (OHHHH)

by Envitish May 5, 2022

The Country Of Versailles Is Not Breathing (Lesbian)

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: Good...you are now "The Country Of Versailles Is Not Breathing (Lesbian)".

by ToheGavelisoNotiloni January 19, 2025

Mr. Beasting

When you give large amounts of money to complete strangers to the point where they wonder what the FUCK you're doing.

Seth: *Gives money
Bonny: What the fuck are you doing I dont even know you. U good man?
Seth: Just Mr. Beasting.

by Okbrandon August 23, 2022

The Breath Of Versailles, The Breathe Of Marseilles, And The Breathing Of The Country Of France

what I call homo-sapien who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of Versailles, The Breathe Of Marseilles, And The Breathing Of The Country Of France

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 26, 2025