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boobs

The greatest comfort a woman can give a man.
Men take great comfort in my boobs.
by Little Deby Big Boobs July 15, 2008
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Boobs

Gods Best Creation Yet... Next to Pizza Delivery.
Look at those boobs! i would like to get to know her if u know what i mean!
by rawrimadinosaur July 21, 2009
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boobs

Things that make guys and the occasional chick do whatever the bearer of them wishes. They can bring great power and pleasure to whoever owns them, depending on how good they look.
Boobs, Hooters, Honkers, Magumbos, Mounds, Melons, Breasts, Funbags, Tits, Waterbags, Happy sacs, sweater cows, rack, chest.
"That chick has a nice rack"
"From the look of your sweater cows your doing fine"
"I didnt realize this was a party til I saw your funbags"
" Hooters a restaurant based on Hooters"
by enigma pie September 24, 2005
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Boggs

Chuck Norris' kryptonite.
Some people wear Chuck Norris pajamas, but Chuck Norris wears Boggs pajamas...

but Boggs is weak shit for Cam!
by boggskryptonite May 10, 2010
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boobs

large things that men like to touch, play with, and talk about.
Did you touch her boobs, or what?
by D-nutz January 11, 2003
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boobs to ass cover ratio

A ratio used in project evaluation in relationship investment management.

A prudent relationship investor in times of financial and emotional turmoil would seek the best relationship investment options to which he would invest his liquid assets. The criteria used in evaluations of said investment options are, but not limited to, the level of visible beauty, intelligence and ability to hold a conversation and body charactersitcs what for purposes of quick evaluation can be summed up in the form of 'boobs to ass cover ratio'.

Having said that, the 'boobs to ass cover ratio', or BTACR, is the relationship between the circumference of the said boobs over the circumference of the ass of the said investment option. The rule of thumb is, if BTACR<1, reject the option, and if BTACR>1, proceed.

The existence of this ratio is justified by the abundance of relationship options that entice investors with cleavage, displaying the acceptable boob circumference to mislead the investor, whereas the ass circumference is or may be much larger, and thus constituting a bad relationship investment option, dubiously named 'fat bird'. The options that satisfy the BTACR requirement are usually referred to as “large cup stocks”.

This information has been placed here for information purposes only and the authors accept no responsibility for decisions made based on the entry provided.
Bro #1: Oi Steve, have you seen the knockers on that girl right there?
Bro #2: Yeah, but the BTACR on that is lower than 1, you know I can't hit that enormous ass.
Bro #1: True dat

Guy at party #1: Have you seen the boobs to ass cover ratio on that bitch right there?
Guy at party #2: Well that ho is huge, you have to stop blindly judging bitches by ratios, I know you did finance in Pasadena Community College.
by InvestmentBankRejects May 29, 2010
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Water Boobs

Breasts with an almost supernatural jiggle. Like water wrapped in a thin layer of skin. Not necessarily attached to a fat woman, and more common in physically active women who have jogged the firmness out of their chest pillows. Rippling is noticeable with even the slightest movement. When unsupported, they sag and flatten out to the shape of the ribcage from which they hang.
I saw this chick with a low-cut top and water boobs biking down the street. She was hitting potholes left and right. I couldn't NOT stare.
by SquarePole October 1, 2010
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