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Blog job

Also a blogh job. A type of bullshit job - a pseudo business - that takes all of a person's time without any profit.
- Hey, John, what have you been doin' with yourself lately?
- Been doin' my blog job.
- Have you blown enough to rent a room and move away from your mama?
- Nah, a blog job is not that much paid as a blowjob...
by Murdoc Kylburne February 13, 2019
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grat-blog

a blog centered on and themed to examples of gratitude in the writer's life and times; more often than not it is in the format of a bloghop, i.e. publishing a blog and encouraging others to contribute and participate
The Ten Things of Thankful (TToT) is one of the most popular grat-blogs around
by anonymous January 7, 2023
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blog

a euphamism for cock or penis...
I'm going to play with my blog.
by stcharlesdude August 13, 2011
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Blog Monkey

Someone who has stumbled blindly onto blogging, became quickly obsessed, learned the ropes, and now spends quite a bit of time blogging.

Inspired by magazine article: This Trained Monkey Spends Most of Time in His Master’s Workshop (Sep, 1929 Modern Mechanix)
Wow, you are quite a blog monkey! I didn't know you even knew how to blog.

Any blog monkey can write a blog if left alone long enough with a computer!
by THE Martini Mike December 29, 2010
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Blog Brain

When an individual who maintains a blog has too many ideas or too much to share that he/she feels overwhelmed.
After spending a day people watching at the mall, I felt as though I had blog brain with all of the things that I wanted to comment on seeing/hearing.
by AnAsianAngel June 18, 2012
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Masala blog

A blog that excessively indulges in yellow journalism and celebrity worshipping.
It's the blog version of a tabloid, usually lacks original content but tries to pretend like it's very essential for the internet community.
masala blogs are maintained to keep people's low self-esteems hidden
by maapi October 5, 2006
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blog-flogged

When an webpage, article, or news item is mercilessly referred to by every wingnut with a blog.
Did you see Britney's cooter? Are you kidding? That's the most blog-flogged clam on the net.
by knumbknuts September 22, 2007
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