Long Distance Orgasm

Where you procure a small cellular device place it in a condom and insert it into your lover on vibrate. Then during the day.....make some calls at random.

Wait a sec before we leave work gotta give my girl a long distance Orgasm.

by UrbanDictionaryAdmin2 August 4, 2022

internipplary distance

The distance between a persons nipples

She had pretty wide set boobs, I bet her internipplary distance is bigger than average.

by T-rox June 20, 2023

wobbling distance

The distance between you and your destination as long as it is short enough to walk, and you are inebriated.

hey baby, you wanna come back to my place?

sure but i dont have cab fare

that's ok it's wobbling distance

by ptbopete December 1, 2010

Lazy Distance

The maximum distance you are willing to travel before you give up due to laziness.

I am hungry, but the kitchen is too far. Its beyond my lazy distance.

by Draco Left January 17, 2021

Long Distance Pour

When an alcoholic beverage is poured from an extremely long distance into the mouth of a willing or unwilling participant.

"How was your first Long Distance Pour (LDP)?"

It was the best thing to ever go into my mouth.

by LDP Inventor June 19, 2013

Distance looks

-when someone is looking good from a distance.

-dude, that girl totally had the distance looks, but was ugly close up.

by bridal guru September 20, 2016

Stumble distance

Sta-um-ble distance : a unit of measure. The distance in which an inebriated individual can successfully navigate from a water hole (point a) to the location of residence or car. (Point b)

Ron: hey dude, you sure you want to keep drinking?
Jon: yeah brah, I'm within stumble distance to my apartment.

by BRAD*&)*&#)&# December 8, 2014