assness

1.) Of or being of the ass.

2.) The ass factor in a situation.

3.) The gayness of a situation.

"Jesus, the assness of that clown was scary!"

by Warmaster Assclown August 31, 2004

Ass

supernoun.

The buttocks.
The anus.
Sexual intercourse.


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Middle English ars, from Old English ears. See ors- in Indo-European Roots.

SWEET JEEZES that ass is fine.

by meh November 20, 2003

Ass

A word with many meanings, usually used to mean the buttocks.
Definitions:
1.) Buttocks
2.) Donkey
3.) Short for "assassin"

1.) Kiss my ass, yo!
2.) If a man is pelted with rocks off of his donkey, is he stoned off his ass?
3.) Yo dawg you chill for Ass Creed?

by sircaleb11 December 27, 2010

No Ass

Something you say to someone when you want them to act appropriately.

Josh: hey dude can I come to your party
Nick: yeah man come, but no ass
Josh: alright I'll be on my best behavior and I won't embarrass you.

by Kizmoe October 17, 2017

Ass

Used to make any adjective stronger, as to emphasize

Big ass. Smart ass. Stupid ass etc.

by superblah95 October 5, 2010

Assing

The process of using one's ass to suggest that another person move elsewhere.

"Dude, what are you doing in my face"
"Sorry man, that guy was assing me this way"

by VerkyTheTurky January 27, 2013

ASS

after sex smoke...
when you smoke that first cigarrette after having sex with your bitch

After fucking Johanna, i needed some ASS...

by blthrskt December 16, 2008