Hot Snakes

The fecal matter typical of the morning after a heavy night of drinking. Resembles long thin coils of a snake and usually "hot" when coming out (think spicy food.)

Q: That was some night last night, eh?
A: Yeah, it was. But now I gotta drop some wicked hot snakes.

by Brenthew September 12, 2008

snake Paul

aka: jake paul, if you aren't familiar with the paul brothers...i dont know what to say

"Hey are you a jake pauler?"
"you mean snake paul?! ha, never!"

by daddyydolan August 02, 2018

Drown the Snake

When your poop resembles a long snake and then you proceed to drown it with diarrhea.

Yo babe, gimme a sec I gotta go drown the snake.

by patgeo April 11, 2020

Muthafuckin' Snakes

A breed of snakes indigenous to muthafuckin' planes.

"I have had it with these Muthafuckin' Snakes, on this muthafuckin' plane!"

by Collin Jones August 22, 2006

Snake or be Snaked

To cut in front of others when you are at the skate park or your favorite surf spot when it is mad crowed.

"Snake or be Snaked dude! You gotta drop!"

by That Maine Hipster September 12, 2017

cat snake

A ferret. Called a cat snake because they have mammalian characteristics of a cat but are long and squrimy like a snake. Ferrets aren't any kind of cat or rodent, they're actually a domesticated weasel.

The cat snake is rolling in my laundry basket.

by Molly the Ferret February 29, 2012

Hot snakes

When the poop comes out like a hot snake

I had the hot snakes

by urmomarum June 25, 2017